Rainbow Dash: ATTENTION, EVERYPONY. ATTENTION!
[ RAPS DESK ]
THE OFFICIAL RAINBOW DASH FAN CLUB WILL COME TO ORDER.
LET'S GET RIGHT DOWN TO OUR FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS.
I MOTION THAT RAINBOW DASH BE DECLARED
THE MOST AWESOME PONY IN PONYVILLE.
I SECOND THE MOTION!
AND MIGHT I ADD
THAT IF YOU LOOKED UP THE WORD "AWESOME" IN THE DICTIONARY,
THERE WOULD BE A PICTURE OF RAINBOW DASH?
YEAH! [ LAUGHS ]
I OBJECT.
[ ALL GASP ]
I THINK THE WORD "AWESOME" IS PLAYED OUT.
RAINBOW DASH DESERVES BETTER.
I MOTION THAT WE DECLARE HER THE MOST STUPENDOUS PONY.
STUPENDOUS? IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
I MOTION THAT WE DECLARE HER WONDERIFIC.
ASTONISHING.
BREATHTAKING.
ASTOUNDING.
BEDAZZLING.
Pony: WHAT ABOUT SUPER-ULTRA EXTREMAWESOMAZING?
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
ALL IN FAVOR OF DECLARING RAINBOW DASH
THE MOST SUPER-ULTRA EXTRA--
UH, WHATEVER YOU SAID -- PONY IN ALL OF PONYVILLE,
SAY, "AYE."
AYE! AYE! AYE!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS MAGIC WITH ME ♪
♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ ♪ TONS OF FUN ♪
♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART FAITHFUL AND STRONG ♪
♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪ ♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪
♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE ♪
♪ YEAH, MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪ DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY BEST FRIENDS? ♪
[ SIGHS ] WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A DIP IN THE CLOUDS
TO MAKE A PEGASUS FEEL SUPER RELAXED.
Pony: [ Echoing ] HELP! HELP!
HELP! HELP!
LOOKS LIKE MY SKY SWIM WILL HAVE TO WAIT.
I'M RAINBOW DASH, AND I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
WOW. WHAT'S WITH THIS CROWD?
UH, THANKS, EVERYPONY. IT WAS REALLY NO BIG DEAL.
TO ME, IT WAS.
YOU'RE MY HERO, RAINBOW DASH.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
THAT RAINBOW DASH SURE IS SOMETHING.
Both: SOMETHING SPECIAL.
[ SCREAMS ]
[ BABY CRYING ]
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
[ SCREECH! ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ GASPS ] OH, NO!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE BABY!
[ ALL GASP ]
SHE'S NOT CHEERING FOR EVERYPONY'S FAVORITE HERO,
RAINBOW DASH!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
THERE JUST AREN'T ENOUGH WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY
TO DESCRIBE RAINBOW DASH'S AWESOMENESS.
I CAN THINK OF A FEW NEW WORDS.
AND I BET "MODEST" IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
NO, BUT SHE IS KIND OF AWESOME.
[ WOOD CRACKING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
Rainbow Dash: NEVER FEAR --
YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD RAINBOW DASH IS HERE!
[ PONIES SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING STOPS ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
WE'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU!
YOU'RE A HERO, RAINBOW DASH.
[ Chanting ] RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!
[ Singsong voice ] I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Crowd: [ Chanting louder ] RAINBOW DASH! RAINBOW DASH!
RAINBOW DASH!
CALL ME SILLY, BUT I THINK THIS WHOLE HERO THING
MIGHT BE GOING TO RAINBOW DASH'S HEAD.
YOU MAY BE RIGHT... SILLY.
Rainbow Dash: AND THEN I ZOOMED INTO THE WELL.
I KNEW IT WOULD BE DARK AND DANGEROUS,
BUT I DIDN'T LET THAT STOP ME.
DANGER'S MY MIDDLE NAME -- RAINBOW DANGER DASH.
THINKING BACK ON IT,
I ACTED PRETTY AWESOMELY HEROIC THAT DAY.
"...THAT DAY."
AWESOMELY HEROIC THAT DAY
AND AWESOMELY ARROGANT EVER SINCE.
Both: MM-HMM.
HEY, APPLEJACK, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO BE IMMORTALIZED AS MY FRIEND?
IMMORTA-WHAT?
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ SCRIBBLING ]
ARE YOU TAKING NOTES?
YEP. I'VE BEEN HOOF-PICKED BY RAINBOW DASH HERSELF
TO WRITE HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
UM, AUTOBIOGRAPHIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN
BY THE PONY THEY ARE ABOUT.
MAYBE FOR YOUR NORMAL, RUN-OF-THE-MILL PONIES,
BUT I'M FAR TOO BUSY SAVING LIVES TO STOP AND WRITE.
THAT'S WHY I HIRED SPIKE AS MY GHOST WRITER.
[ SCREAMS ] SPIKE'S A GHOST!
[ ZIP! ]
ANYWAY, SPIKE, HERE,
WRITES DOWN EVERYTHING I SAY, DON'T YOU, SPIKE?
"...DON'T YOU, SPIKE?"
GOT IT.
THIS WAY, I CAN STAY FOCUSED ON PERFORMING THOSE ACTS OF BRAVERY
THAT NOPONY ELSE HAS THE GUTS TO PERFORM.
YEAH. TAKES GUTS.
BUT IT ALSO TAKES BRAINS.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
AND SOMETIMES, A BIG LUNCH AND A NAP.
BEING A HERO IS SURELY NOT FOR EVERYPONY,
BUT I'M UP TO THE CHALLENGE.
AH. THERE YOU GO.
SOMEDAY, I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
AIM HIGH, KID, BUT DON'T AIM FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE.
[ PONY SCREAMS ]
[ CROWD GASPS ]
HELP! HELP!
UH, DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO AND HELP?
YEAH, YEAH.
I'VE GOT A GOOD 10 SECONDS TO SPARE.
JUST A COUPLE MORE.
Spike: THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE.
WILL RAINBOW DASH MAKE IT ON TIME?
[ THUD ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
Pony: HOLY TURNIPS! THAT PONY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!
I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BRAVERY IN ALL MY LIFE!
THAT'S RIGHT.
PONYVILLE HAS A NEW HERO --
A MYSTERIOUS MARE THAT HAS DONE WELL BY OUR FAIR CITY TODAY.
I DUB THIS NEW MASKED HERO THE MYSTERIOUS MARE DO WELL!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
MARE DO WELL, HUH?
WELL, THAT MARE WOULD DO WELL TO STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
PONYVILLE'S ONLY GOT ROOM FOR ONE HERO, AND THAT HERO IS ME.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
NEVER FEAR -- YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD RAINBOW --
EXCUSE ME.
UH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SKIP YOUR CATCHPHRASE
AND JUST HURRY UP AND SAVE US?
UGH. FINE.
PICKY, PICKY.
[ SCREECH! ]
WHOA!
WHOA! AAH!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! OH, THANK YOU, MARE DO W--
HUH?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
MARE DO WELL IS STRONGER THAN ME?
WELL, A HERO IS MORE THAN JUST MUSCLE.
SHE'S GONNA LEARN THAT THE HARD WAY.
[ MACHINERY WHIRS ]
[ LEVER GRINDS ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] HUH?
NEVER FEAR -- YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR-- WHOA!
NEVER FEAR -- AAH!
I'M COMING!
HOLD ON! [ SCREAMS ]
LOOK!
YAY!
AAH! LOOK OUT FOR THE --
AAH!
WATCH OUT FOR FALLING -- AAH!
ON YOUR LEFT. AAH!
YOUR OTHER LEFT!
HERE YOU GO.
SAFE AND SOUND.
[ CREAKING ] OH!
WELL, MARE DO WELL.
OR SHOULD I CALL YOU MARE DO SLOW?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PICK UP THE PACE
IF YOU WANT TO COMPETE WITH ME, 'CAUSE I MOVE LIKE LIGHTNING.
ACTUALLY, SHE SAVED ALL OF US.
WE OWE HER OUR LIVES.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ GROWLS ]
OKAY.
SHE'S STRONG, FAST,
AND SOMEHOW KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AHEAD OF TIME.
I'VE GOT TO STEP UP MY GAME.
[ GASPS ]
IF THE DAM BREAKS, THE WHOLE TOWN WILL BE FLOODED!
LOOKS LIKE PONYVILLE NEEDS A HERO.
EASY PEASY. MY GAME IS OFFICIALLY BACK ON.
IF ONLY SOMEPONY WERE HERE TO PAT ME ON THE BACK.
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF.
[ RUMBLING ]
AAH! OH!
HELP! HELP!
HELP!
YOU?
HA.
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO THANK --
[ TINKLING ]
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
[ TINKLING ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT --
SHE'S STRONG, SHE'S AGILE, AND SHE'S MAGIC?
UGGGH!
[ THUD ]
HOW DO I COMPETE WITH THAT?!
WAIT A MINUTE. I DO HAVE A LEG UP ON HER.
AND THAT LEG IS...
WINGS!
HA! TAKE THAT, MARE DO WELL.
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE.
Applejack: GOT TO HAND IT TO THE GIRL.
THAT MARE DO WELL SURE CAN PULL OFF SOME PRETTY HEROIC FEATS.
I MUST SAY, I WAS IMPRESSED
BY THAT SPELL SHE USED TO FIX THE DAM.
SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT
WOULD TAKE QUITE A BIT OF STUDY.
[ GROWLS ]
SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT EVERYPONY'S SAFETY.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER COSTUME? IT'S TO DIE FOR.
IF YOU ASK ME, SHE'S A HERO OF FASHION.
AND SHE'S MODEST AND HUMBLE.
SHE LETS HER ACTIONS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
YOU GOT TO ADMIRE THAT.
I DON'T HAVE TO ADMIRE THAT!
I DON'T THINK SHE'S ALL THAT GREAT!
"SHE'S GREAT."
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
Twilight Sparkle: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEPONY'S JEALOUS.
WHO, ME?
"RAINBOW DASH IS JEALOUS."
DON'T WRITE THAT, SPIKE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
CORRECTION -- "RAINBOW DASH IS VERY JEALOUS."
FINE! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.
BUT I'LL BE THE ONE LAUGHING WHEN I PROVE TO YOU ALL
THAT I'M JUST AS GOOD --
NO, THAT I'M A BETTER HERO THAN MARE DO WELL.
UGH. NO SIGN OF TROUBLE HERE.
DARN IT.
BUSES AND BABY CARRIAGES ARE ALWAYS CAREENING DOWN THIS HILL.
WHERE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL VEHICLE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?
[ GROANS ]
THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO FREAK NATURAL DISASTERS
GOING ON ANYWHERE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVE MYSELF
WHEN EVERYTHING'S SO NORMAL AND SAFE?
[ GASPS ]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, GRANNY SMITH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND WITH ME.
I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD HERE.
YES. WHAT'S THAT?
YOU'RE PUTTING ON A BRAVE FACE.
I GET IT.
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANYMORE.
I'LL HELP YOU CROSS THE STREET.
[ GRUNTS ]
ACTUALLY, I CAN CROSS THE STREET JUST FINE.
[ Strained ] DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE IN EXTREMELY... CAPABLE...HOOVES.
[ GRUNTS ]
OH!
BACK OFF.
[ PANTS ] HERE WE ARE.
SAFE AND SOUND.
A GOOD AND HEROIC CITIZEN DESERVES A LITTLE RECOGNITION,
DON'T YOU THINK?
I DIDN'T WANT TO CROSS THE STREET IN THE FIRST PLACE!
[ MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTING IN DISTANCE ]
[ GASPS ] SOMEPONY'S IN TROUBLE.
UGH!
[ TINKLING ]
YOU'D BETTER LET ME HANDLE THIS, MA'AM.
FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, I MUST ASK YOU TO STAND BACK.
OH, BROTHER.
[ CRACK! CRACK! ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ TINKLING ]
TA-DA!
UH, THANKS.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE WHAT I JUST DID?
WOULD YOU SAY I WAS AMAZING?
AREN'T YOU MILKING THIS A BIT?
PLEASE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
WAS I OR WAS I NOT AMAZING?
OH, YOU'RE AMAZING, ALL RIGHT.
AN AMAZINGLY -- OH, LOOK!
ANOTHER GREAT FEAT OF HEROISM!
I HAVE JUST SAVED THAT GRASS.
FROM WHAT?
FROM WEEDS --
WEEDS THAT WERE ATTEMPTING TO EAT THIS LAWN.
LAME.
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
WHATEVER.
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
ALL ANYPONY TALKS ABOUT
IS MARE DO WELL THIS AND MARE DO WELL THAT.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
HOW COULD EVERYPONY FORGET ABOUT ME SO EASILY?
I MEAN, HAVE I CHANGED?
SAME SLEEK BODY. SAME FLOWING MANE.
SAME SPECTACULAR HOOVES.
NOPE. I'M STILL AWESOME.
THEY'RE WRONG.
BUT THEN WHY AM I ALL ALONE?
I HATE BEING ALL ALONE.
HEY, RAINBOW DASH!
I KNEW IT!
NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE, SQUIRT.
ANYPONY CAN MAKE A MISTAKE.
MISTAKE? WHAT MISTAKE?
WAIT A MINUTE. WHY ARE YOU HERE?
TO INVITE YOU TO JOIN US.
WE'RE HEADING OFF TO THE THANK-YOU PARADE
FOR PONYVILLE'S GREATEST HERO, MARE DO WELL.
NO! NO WAY!
CAN'T YOU SEE I-I WANT TO BE ALONE?
I LOVE BEING ALONE.
OH, OKAY. SEE YOU LATER, THEN.
YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE I'M GONNA THANK HER.
THANK YOU, MARE DO WELL -- WHOEVER YOU ARE --
FOR RUINING EV--
HEY, SQUIRT! WAIT UP!
[ RAPS PODIUM ]
WELCOME TO PONYVILLE'S FIRST, BUT SURELY NOT LAST,
THANK-YOU PARADE IN HONOR
OF OUR CITY'S GREATEST HERO, THE MYSTERIOUS...
MARE DO WELL!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
THE MYSTERIOUS MARE DO WELL, HUH?
[ ALL GASP ]
SO, WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
LET'S SEE HOW MYSTERIOUS YOU ARE WITHOUT THAT MASK.
[ CHOMP! ]
[ MARE DO WELL WHISTLES ]
WHAT THE HAY?
[ WHISTLES ]
[ GROWLS ]
I GOT YOU NOW.
[ CRASH! ]
ALL RIGHT, MISS MYSTERIOUS, MYSTERY...
...SOLVED! AAH!
P-P-P-PINKIE?
WHAT D-D-D-- HUH?
TWILIGHT?
APPLEJACK?
THERE WERE THREE OF YOU?
YEP. WE ALL PLAYED MARE DO WELL AT DIFFERENT TIMES.
I STOPPED THE CARRIAGE BUS WITH THESE BABIES --
BUCKY McGILLICUDDY AND KICKS McGEE.
I SAVED THE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WITH MY PINKIE SENSE.
[ RATTLING ]
SORRY.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
AND I USED MY MAGIC TO FIX THE DAM.
OOH! OOH!
AND I DID THE FLY-BY AFTERWARDS.
I MADE THE COSTUMES.
FABULOUS, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY? DON'T YOU WANT ME TO BE A HERO?
OF COURSE WE WANT YOU TO BE A HERO.
BUT A REAL HERO DOESN'T BRAG.
UH, I GUESS I DID START TO BRAG A LITTLE.
All: A LITTLE?!
OKAY, A LOT.
CELEBRATING YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS NATURAL, BUT...
RUBBING THEM IN EVERYPONY'S FACE IS NOT.
YEAH.
THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE RUBBED IN ANYPONY'S FACE
IS CHOCOLATE CAKE.
[ SLURPING ]
I THINK WE'RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC HERE.
WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY
IS IT'S GREAT TO BE REALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING,
BUT IT'S IMPORTANT TO ACT WITH GRACE AND HUMILITY.
OH! THAT MAKES LOADS MORE SENSE.
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND I GUESS I SHOULD ALSO ACT WITH GRACE AND HUMILITY
WHEN OTHERS OUTSHINE ME... LIKE MARE DO WELL.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A LETTER TO WRITE
TO PRINCESS CELESTIA.
ALREADY GOT IT COVERED.
AS YOUR GHOST WRITER,
I'VE ALREADY PENNED A LETTER TO THE PRINCESS.
THAT'S NICE OF YOU, SPIKE,
BUT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS LETTER MYSELF.
AW, COME ON.
I WROTE THE WHOLE THING ALREADY.
OKAY. LET'S HEAR IT.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"DEAR PRINCESS CEL--" LOOK OUT!
IT'S A REAL GHOST!
AAH!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ TINKLING ]
♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪
♪ FRIENDS ♪