1 00:00:03,458 --> 00:00:04,959 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,709 [ PONIES CHEERING ] 3 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:09,166 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 4 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:10,417 CAN YOU BELIEVE 5 00:00:10,458 --> 00:00:12,625 FEATHERWEIGHT GOT HIS CUTIE MARK? 6 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:15,291 FEATHERWEIGHT -- BEFORE US! 7 00:00:15,333 --> 00:00:19,000 [ CHEERING ] 8 00:00:19,041 --> 00:00:20,291 GREAT CUTIE MARK, 9 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:21,208 FEATHERWEIGHT. 10 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:22,166 [ CHUCKLES ] 11 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:24,000 LOOKING GOOD! 12 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:25,208 [ BOTH SIGH ] 13 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,083 I GIVE UP. 14 00:00:26,125 --> 00:00:27,291 I'VE GOT IT! 15 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:28,250 [ SPROING! ] 16 00:00:28,291 --> 00:00:31,500 THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS! 17 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,166 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? 18 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:34,458 HOW'S THE SCHOOL PAPER GONNA GET 19 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:36,000 US OUR CUTIE MARKS? 20 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:37,000 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 21 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:37,834 MOVE YOUR CABOOSE! 22 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:38,750 UH-OH. 23 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:40,667 THAT'S GRANNY SMITH. GOTTA RUN! 24 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:42,000 MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING TO 25 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,083 THIS NEWSPAPER IDEA. 26 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:45,917 I GUESS IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 27 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:52,375 [ TINKLE! ] 28 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,875 [ SLUMP! ] 29 00:00:58,875 --> 00:00:59,709 [ TING! ] 30 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,834 [ TING! ] 31 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:06,542 [ TING! ] 32 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,041 [ SLOOP! ] 33 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:08,959 [ BUBBLING ] 34 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:11,083 APPLE BLOOM, YOUR NEWSPAPER 35 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:13,792 IDEA WAS NOTHING BUT A BIG BUST. 36 00:01:13,834 --> 00:01:15,291 WE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM 37 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:16,875 PAPER-MACHE TO MAKING BIRDS' 38 00:01:16,917 --> 00:01:19,041 NESTS AND NOTHING WORKED. 39 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:22,083 [ LAUGHS ] 40 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,917 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 41 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,500 WHAT I MEANT WAS WE SHOULD 42 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:26,750 WRITE FOR THE PAPER. 43 00:01:26,792 --> 00:01:28,333 WE CAN GET OUR CUTIE MARKS AS 44 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:29,625 JOURNALISTS! 45 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,083 [ BOTH SIGH ] 46 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:32,959 [ THUD! ] 47 00:01:33,709 --> 00:01:35,875 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 48 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,542 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 49 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:39,458 ♪ AH-AH-AH-AH ♪ 50 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,542 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 51 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:42,792 ♪ I USED TO WONDER WHAT 52 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:43,834 FRIENDSHIP COULD BE ♪ 53 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:45,542 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 54 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:46,834 ♪ UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED ITS 55 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,083 MAGIC WITH ME ♪ 56 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,000 ♪ BIG ADVENTURE ♪ 57 00:01:49,041 --> 00:01:49,917 ♪ TONS OF FUN ♪ 58 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,166 ♪ A BEAUTIFUL HEART ♪ 59 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,250 ♪ FAITHFUL AND STRONG ♪ 60 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:53,125 ♪ SHARING KINDNESS ♪ 61 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,166 ♪ IT'S AN EASY FEAT ♪ 62 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,208 ♪ AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE ♪ 63 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,250 ♪ YEAH, MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 64 00:01:58,542 --> 00:02:00,291 ♪ DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY 65 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:04,917 BEST FRIENDS? ♪ 66 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:11,166 OKAY, CLASS, SEE YOU TOMORROW! 67 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,583 OH, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO 68 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:14,333 JOIN THE NEWSPAPER STAFF, 69 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,834 STAY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE MEETING RIGHT NOW! 70 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,834 CUTIE MARKS IN JOURNALISM. 71 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,375 SUCH A GOOD IDEA! 72 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:21,667 WELCOME, EVERYPONY! 73 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,417 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, OUR EDITOR IN 74 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:25,417 CHIEF GRADUATED LAST YEAR. 75 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:26,750 OH! OH! OH! 76 00:02:26,792 --> 00:02:27,959 OH-WO-WO-WO-WO! 77 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,792 YES? 78 00:02:28,834 --> 00:02:30,125 WHAT'S AN EDITOR IN CHIEF? 79 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,917 GOOD QUESTION, SWEETIE BELLE. 80 00:02:31,959 --> 00:02:33,417 I LIKE THOSE REPORTER'S 81 00:02:33,458 --> 00:02:34,583 INSTINCTS. 82 00:02:35,417 --> 00:02:37,000 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A 83 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:38,375 STUDENT-RUN PAPER. 84 00:02:38,417 --> 00:02:40,417 I'M ONLY INVOLVED AS AN ADVISOR, 85 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,041 SO THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IS THE 86 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:44,000 PONY IN CHARGE, FROM CHOOSING 87 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:45,625 THE STORIES TO MAKING SURE IT 88 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,083 GETS TO PRESS ON TIME. 89 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:50,166 NOW, AS I SAID, WE HAVE A NEW 90 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:52,000 EDITOR THIS YEAR. 91 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:56,583 All: DIAMOND TIARA?! 92 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:57,542 HMM! 93 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,917 I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW TO 94 00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:00,959 DISCUSS EVERYPONY'S ASSIGNMENTS. 95 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,041 HAVE FUN! 96 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,709 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 97 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,375 ALL RIGHT! LISTEN UP! 98 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:06,458 [ THUD! ] 99 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,333 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS A JOKE. 100 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:09,166 All: HUH? 101 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:11,125 NO PONY AT THIS SCHOOL TAKES 102 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,000 IT SERIOUSLY. 103 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,750 WELL, I, THE EDITOR IN CHIEF IN 104 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:15,458 CHARGE, AM GONNA DELIVER US TO 105 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,208 NEWFOUND GLORY! 106 00:03:18,834 --> 00:03:19,709 YAY! 107 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,125 FIRST THINGS FIRST -- WHERE'S 108 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:22,375 THE STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER? 109 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,750 [ POINK! ] 110 00:03:23,792 --> 00:03:25,041 GET OUT THERE AND DOCUMENT EVERYTHING! 111 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:25,875 [ RATTLE! ] 112 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:28,000 I'LL DECIDE WHAT'S IMPORTANT. 113 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:28,834 THE REST OF YOU, I WANT 114 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,917 HARD-HITTING NEWS AND 115 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:31,625 INTERESTING THINK PIECES. 116 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,291 NO MORE NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE 117 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,792 LAST YEAR'S EDITOR. 118 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:37,125 BUT NAMBY PAMBY WAS A GREAT EDITOR. 119 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:38,583 WELL, THERE'S A NEW REGIME 120 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:40,208 NOW, AND I WANT JUICY STORIES -- 121 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,542 THE JUICIER THE BETTER! 122 00:03:41,583 --> 00:03:43,375 NOW GET OUT THERE AND REPORT! 123 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,000 [ THUD! ] 124 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:47,750 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GIRLS. 125 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,875 MAYBE WE CAN TRY PACKING BOXES AGAIN. 126 00:03:49,917 --> 00:03:50,917 BUT THIS COULD BE OUR LAST 127 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:53,458 CHANCE TO EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS. 128 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,291 IF WE REALLY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 129 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:57,041 JOURNALISTS, ISN'T IT WORTH A 130 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:58,041 LITTLE GRIEF? 131 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,291 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 132 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,333 WE CAN TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF 133 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:02,041 DIAMOND TIARA FOR A LIFETIME OF 134 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,083 CUTIE MARKS. 135 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,000 COME ON! 136 00:04:04,041 --> 00:04:05,333 LET'S GO GET THOSE MARKS! 137 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:07,542 MY FIRST STORY'S GONNA BE AN 138 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,125 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW. 139 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,000 [ POINK! POINK! ] 140 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:10,875 [ ZIP! ] 141 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,333 [ WHIFFLE! ] 142 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:16,625 [ TINKLE! ] 143 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,917 [ TINKLE! ] 144 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:20,792 [ WHOOSH! ] 145 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:24,166 [ SLINK! ] 146 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:25,583 I SAW A BRAND-NEW NEST OF 147 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:27,250 BABY BIRDS THE OTHER DAY. 148 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:29,291 I BET OUR READERS WOULD EAT UP A 149 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:30,417 SWEET STORY LIKE THAT! 150 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:31,917 [ SPLAT! ] 151 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:39,709 GRANNY SMITH HAS ALL SORTS OF 153 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:40,583 GREAT STORIES. 154 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:42,083 I RECKON I'LL DO A PIECE ON THE 155 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:43,834 HISTORY OF PONYVILLE. 156 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:44,709 [ CLATTER! ] 157 00:04:48,625 --> 00:04:49,625 [ SLINK! ] 158 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,917 [ TYPEWRITERS CLACKING ] 159 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,333 I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING 160 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,458 BECAUSE EVERYTHING SO FAR IS UNUSABLE. 161 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:03,333 [ WHIP! ] 162 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,542 "BABY BIRDS BORN"? 163 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,709 "RARITY'S HOT, NEW HAT"? 164 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,959 "PONYVILLE: THE EARLY YEARS"?! 165 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:11,792 UGH! 166 00:05:12,417 --> 00:05:13,875 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL THIS, 167 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:15,917 BUT IT SURE ISN'T NEWS! 168 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,625 WE JUST THOUGHT... 169 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:19,083 GET SOMETHING ELSE ON MY DESK 170 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,250 BY THE END OF THE DAY! 171 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:22,458 AND IT BETTER BE JUICY! 172 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:23,875 [ THUD! ] 173 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:24,917 [ TWEET! ] 174 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,500 [ WHIP! WHIP! ] 175 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:28,709 NOW WHAT? 176 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,917 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO 177 00:05:29,959 --> 00:05:31,458 TO GET THAT STORY? 178 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,166 OH, YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO 179 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,917 KNOW WHAT I HAD TO SIT THROUGH. 180 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,208 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 181 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,083 [ ZIP! ] 182 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,875 OH, GET IT OFF ME, SNAILS! 183 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:42,166 EH, YOU GET IT OFF ME, SNIPS. 184 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,750 AAH! STOP IT! 185 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,166 YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE! 186 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:46,291 [ BLINK! ] 187 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,291 [ CREAK! ] 188 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:48,250 YAH! 189 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,291 [ SQUISH! ] AH, GREAT. 190 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,166 I'LL GET IT. 191 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:52,667 [ GROANS ] 192 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:53,542 AAH! 193 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:54,417 GET IT OFF! 194 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:55,750 GET IT OFF!! 195 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:56,917 [ GIGGLES ] 196 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:59,542 HEY, FEATHERWEIGHT, COME HERE! 197 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:00,542 [ CHUCKLES ] 198 00:06:00,583 --> 00:06:01,875 TAKE A FEW PICTURES OF THIS. 199 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:03,375 THEN MEET ME DURING LUNCH. 200 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:04,333 [ ZIP! ] 201 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:05,250 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 202 00:06:05,291 --> 00:06:08,125 GIRLS, I HAVE OUR STORY! 203 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:10,875 "SNIPS AND SNAILS AND BUBBLEGUM 204 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,667 VEILS" -- AND THAT'S WHEN THE 205 00:06:12,709 --> 00:06:14,250 BIGGEST JOKESTER IN SCHOOL 206 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,000 REALLY STUCK HIS HOOF IN IT, 207 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,291 LITERALLY! 208 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,917 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS" IS 209 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,083 USUALLY JUST BORING NEWS AND STUFF. 210 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:22,792 SO FUNNY! 211 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,166 OUR MOTHERS ALWAYS TOLD US 212 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,000 WE'D END UP IN THE PAPER SOME DAY. 213 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:27,667 YEAH. HEY, LOOK! 214 00:06:27,709 --> 00:06:29,709 WE FINALLY GOT THE GUM OUT! 215 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,583 [ CHUCKLES ] 216 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,792 YOUR COLUMN IS A SENSATION! 217 00:06:33,834 --> 00:06:35,542 I DON'T WANT YOU DOING NEWS ANYMORE. 218 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:37,583 I WANT MORE COLUMNS LIKE THIS -- 219 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,542 COLUMNS ABOUT PONIES AND THEIR 220 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:41,959 PRIVATE LIVES, THE THINGS THEY 221 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 DO WHEN THEY THINK THEY'RE 222 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:43,875 ALONE... 223 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,500 YOU THREE OUR MY NEW GOSSIP 224 00:06:46,542 --> 00:06:47,458 COLUMNISTS! 225 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,625 [ TWINKLE! ] 226 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:51,208 AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU SIGNED IT. 227 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:53,375 "GABBY GUMS" -- THAT WAS A 228 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:55,166 STROKE OF GENIUS! 229 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,166 WE COULDN'T FIT ALL OF OUR 230 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:58,041 NAMES, SO WE DECIDED TO CREATE 231 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:00,291 ONE FOR ALL THREE OF US. 232 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:03,000 WELL, I WANT MORE GABBY GUMS! 233 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:04,667 NICE WORK, GIRLS. 234 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,000 BUT WE SURE SEEM TO HAVE A 235 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,458 GIFT FOR GOSSIP. 236 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:08,709 IF WE CAN WRITE A FEW MORE OF 237 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,667 THESE GABBY GUMS COLUMNS, WE'LL 238 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:12,834 EARN OUR CUTIE MARKS FOR SURE! 239 00:07:12,875 --> 00:07:14,000 All: WHOO-HOO! 240 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:14,875 [ SMACK! ] 241 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,083 SCOOTALOO, DO YOU HAVE 242 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:20,750 ANYTHING? 243 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:21,625 NO. 244 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:23,417 APPLE BLOOM? 245 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,375 [ SIGHS ] SORRY. 246 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,083 LET'S FACE IT. 247 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,792 NOTHING VERY JUICY HAPPENS 248 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:31,291 AT THIS SCHOOL. 249 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:32,417 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 250 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:33,750 [ SNAP! ] 251 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:35,000 WE'RE DOOMED. 252 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,750 ♪♪ 253 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:42,917 [ TINKLE! ] 254 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:43,792 [ THUD! ] 255 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:46,875 OOH! 256 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:48,959 SWEETIE BELLE -- WAS SHE RAISED 257 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,166 IN A BARN OR SOMETHING? 258 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,041 [ GASPS ] 259 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,250 [ DING! ] 260 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,333 OOH, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE 261 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,959 SNOOPING, RARITY. 262 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,750 OH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN, RARITY. 263 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,291 HELLO. 264 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:04,834 WHAT'S THIS? 265 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,458 [ CHUCKLES ] 266 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,834 GUM ON THEIR BUM! 267 00:08:07,875 --> 00:08:08,834 [ LAUGHS ] 268 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:09,709 TOO RICH! 269 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,959 CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN 270 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 WITH ALL THE LAUGHTER! 271 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:13,834 I'M TRYING TO -- 272 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:14,667 [ POINK! ] 273 00:08:14,709 --> 00:08:15,667 HEY! 274 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:16,500 EH! 275 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:17,709 I-I WAS JUST -- 276 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,333 ARE YOU SNOOPING THROUGH MY SADDLEBAG? 277 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:20,208 [ WHIP! ] 278 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:22,375 [ WHIP! ] 279 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,125 [ WHIP! ] 280 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,000 [ SPROING! ] 281 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:27,417 HOW DARE YOU?! 282 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:28,583 OH, BUT THIS GABBY GUMS 283 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,250 COLUMN IS SO FUNNY! 284 00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:31,250 [ CHUCKLES ] 285 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:34,041 YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE SCHOOL PAPER? 286 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,583 IT'S SO MUCH JUICIER THAN 287 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,250 ANYTHING IN THE BORING OLD 288 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:38,333 "PONYVILLE EXPRESS." 289 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:39,250 [ GASPS ] 290 00:08:39,291 --> 00:08:40,500 COULD I BORROW THIS TO SHOW MY 291 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:41,500 FRIENDS? 292 00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:42,834 YOUR FRIENDS WOULD WANT 293 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:45,166 TO READ THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"? 294 00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,417 OH, THEY JUST LOVE GABBY GUMS! 295 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:48,291 [ PLINK! ] 296 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,542 WHO IS SHE, ANYWAY? 297 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:51,583 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER BEFORE. IS SHE A NEW... 298 00:08:51,625 --> 00:08:52,458 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 299 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,583 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 300 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,792 WE GAVE UP TOO QUICKLY, GIRLS. 301 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,000 FORGET TRYING TO SQUEEZE STORIES 302 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,000 OUT OF THIS SCHOOL. 303 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,375 WE NEED TO EXPAND! 304 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,417 WE COULD FIND ALL KINDS OF 305 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,417 GREAT GOSSIP OUT THERE IN PONYVILLE! 306 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:06,417 WE'LL NEED TO TELL 307 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:07,625 FEATHERWEIGHT TO START WORKING 308 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:09,083 OVERTIME. 309 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:10,500 SWEETIE BELLE, YOU'RE A 310 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:11,458 GENIUS! 311 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:17,208 [ PONIES SOBBING ] 312 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:18,709 "POUND AND PUMPKIN CAKE: TRIP 313 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:20,583 TO THE STORE ENDS IN TEARS." 314 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:22,709 GABBY GUMS COMES THROUGH AGAIN! 315 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,875 [ PANTING ] 316 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,542 THE PONYVILLE NEWSSTAND WANTS TO 317 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:27,208 CARRY THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"! 318 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:29,458 PONIES KEEP COMING BY AND ASKING FOR IT. 319 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,500 SEND THEM 20 COPIES. 320 00:09:30,542 --> 00:09:32,083 AND IF THEY RUN OUT OF THOSE, 321 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,458 WE'LL SEND THEM 20 MORE! 322 00:09:34,458 --> 00:09:36,083 YOU THREE ARE DOING A GREAT JOB 323 00:09:36,125 --> 00:09:37,041 FOR THIS PAPER. 324 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:39,333 KEEP THOSE COLUMNS COMING! 325 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,709 THIS IS GREAT! 326 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,583 [ SMACK! ] 327 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,000 [ DING! ] 328 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:50,959 [ SQUIRT! ] 329 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:51,834 [ DING! ] 330 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,083 [ THUD! ] 331 00:10:06,583 --> 00:10:07,500 [ SIGHS ] 332 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,375 THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT, GIRLS? 333 00:10:09,417 --> 00:10:11,083 THE BEST HOOFICURE I'VE EVER 334 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,166 HAD. 335 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:15,750 [ Shaking ] YOU SAID IT. UH. 336 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:16,917 [ SIGHS ] 337 00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,333 I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE EVER BEEN 338 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,458 SO RELAXED. 339 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,291 YOU GUYS! 340 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:22,125 AAH! 341 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,041 [ BLOOP! ] 342 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,625 THE NEW GABBY GUMS JUST CAME OUT! 343 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,375 "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE'S 344 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,041 SECRETS REVEALED"! 345 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,583 WE ALREADY READ THAT ONE, 346 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:30,542 RAINBOW DASH. 347 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,667 COME ON, RELAX. 348 00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:32,959 HAVE A HOOFICURE. 349 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,458 IT FEELS AMAZING. 350 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,500 [ GULP! ] 351 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:37,083 DID YOU FORGET WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? 352 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,375 THE DAY I GET A HOOFICURE IS THE 353 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,291 DAY I TURN IN MY DAREDEVIL LICENSE. 354 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,208 BESIDES, I HAVEN'T READ THIS 355 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,542 GABBY GUMS, YET. 356 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:45,583 WELL, DO IT QUIETLY, WILL 357 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:46,458 YA? 358 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,125 [ SIGHS ] 359 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,625 SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO UNWIND. 360 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,417 I LIKE GABBY GUMS, TOO, BUT 361 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,917 DON'T YOU THINK SHE CAN BE A 362 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:54,000 LITTLE MEAN? 363 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:56,041 SHE'S NOT MEAN, TWILIGHT. 364 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,166 SHE'S A HOOT! 365 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,291 "CELESTIA JUST LIKE US"? 366 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,000 GABBY GUMS DOESN'T VALUE 367 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,542 ANYPONY'S PRIVACY. 368 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,375 OH, LIGHTEN UP, TWILIGHT. 369 00:11:04,417 --> 00:11:07,291 IT'S NOTHING BUT HARMLESS GOSSIP. 370 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,125 YEAH, TWILIGHT. 371 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,125 I MEAN, LISTEN TO THIS ONE! 372 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:10,041 [ SPLASH! ] 373 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,917 "MAYOR NOT NATURALLY GREAT" -- 374 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:14,542 THE MAYOR IN A MANE-DYEING SCANDAL? 375 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:16,125 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO READ THAT? 376 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,333 I JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING 377 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,792 SORRY FOR THE PONIES FEATURED IN HER COLUMNS. 378 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,208 IT'S GOT TO BE A LITTLE 379 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,083 EMBARRASSING. 380 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,291 ARE YOU KIDDING? 381 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,667 DO YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME IT IS TO 382 00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,041 GET YOUR NAME IN THE PAPER? 383 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,291 RAINBOW, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN 384 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,667 ME IN ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS 385 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:29,709 HOOFICURES? 386 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,291 IT'S THAT GOOD, HUH? 387 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,333 WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE LITTLE 388 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:37,375 HOOF. 389 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,500 [ RATTLE! ] 390 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,333 AAH! 391 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,417 FORGET IT. 392 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:51,458 I DON'T LIKE PONIES TOUCHING MY HOOVES. 393 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,333 [ ZIP! ] 394 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,625 MAN, I'D LOVE IT IF GABBY GUMS 395 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,083 DID A STORY ON ME. 396 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,041 SHE DID ONE ON ME. 397 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:58,875 [ ZIP! ] 398 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,500 All: WHAT?! WAAH! 399 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:02,500 "EXCLUSIVE: LOCAL DRAGON 400 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:03,667 TELLS ALL"! 401 00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:05,542 SPIKE OPENS UP ABOUT 402 00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:07,625 CANTERLOT, NAPS, AND HIS 403 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,000 FAVORITE JAMS. 404 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,083 IT'S OUR BEST COLUMN YET! 405 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,792 MORE LIKE YOUR WORST COLUMN YET! 406 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,083 GABBY GUMS DIDN'T BECOME THE 407 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,291 BIGGEST THING IN PONYVILLE WITH 408 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,166 NAMBY-PAMBY STORIES LIKE THIS! 409 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:22,208 [ SIGHS ] 410 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,583 YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT. 411 00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,375 THIS COLUMN IS A LITTLE SOFTER 412 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:27,667 THAN OUR USUAL GOSSIP. 413 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,166 WERE YOU GUYS FEELING GUILTY 414 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,792 ABOUT ALL THE GOSSIP, TOO? 415 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,667 LIKE, MAYBE WE COULD BE HURTING 416 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,417 OTHER PONIES' FEELINGS? 417 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,417 YEAH. 418 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:36,792 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING 419 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,291 BECAUSE EVERYPONY LOVES 420 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,625 GABBY GUMS SO MUCH, BUT I WAS 421 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,083 SORT OF HOPING WE COULD START 422 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,250 WRITING MORE STORIES LIKE THIS ONE. 423 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:45,792 ME TOO. 424 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,000 IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUR 425 00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,375 CUTIE MARKS, WE'VE GOT TO GIVE 426 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,291 THE PONIES WHAT THEY WANT. 427 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,041 All: AW. 428 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:54,959 [ SMACK! ] 429 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,041 "APPLEJACK ASLEEP ON THE JOB." 430 00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,792 CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS? 431 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,875 AND THIS ONE -- "BIG MACINTOSH: 432 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,291 WHAT'S HE HIDING?" 433 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,208 WHO THE HAY DOES THIS GABBY GUMS 434 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,041 THINKS SHE IS? 435 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,500 LISTEN TO THIS ONE -- 436 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,333 "TWILIGHT SPARKLE: I WAS A 437 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:10,834 CANTERLOT SNOB." 438 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,458 "A WELL-PLACED SCALY SOURCE 439 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,291 CLOSE TO THE PRISSY PONY SAYS, 440 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,959 'TWILIGHT SPARKLE THINKS 441 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,291 PONYVILLE IS NOTHING BUT MUDDY 442 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,667 ROADS AND LOW-CLASS RUDES.'" 443 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:20,500 SPIKE. 444 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:21,959 [ BURP! ] 445 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,291 HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? 446 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,500 WELL, I-I DIDN'T! 447 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,250 GABBY GUMS MADE THAT UP! 448 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,834 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT! 449 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,625 EVERYPONY, PLEASE. 450 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,375 SHE'S JUST A HARMLESS SCHOOL 451 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,542 PONY ENGAGED IN A LITTLE IDOL GOSSIP. 452 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,291 YOU'RE REALLY MAKING TOO BIG A 453 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,417 DEAL OUT OF THIS. 454 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,250 BUT IT'S ALL LIES. 455 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,291 GABBY GUMS PRINTS WHATEVER SHE WANTS. 456 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,291 SHE DOESN'T CARE WHOSE 457 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,959 REPUTATION SHE DESTROYS. 458 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,375 "FLUTTERSHY HAS TAIL 459 00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:46,417 EXTENSIONS." 460 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,333 [ SLUMP! ] 461 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,458 "PINKIE PIE IS AN OUT-OF-CONTROL 462 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,417 PARTY ANIMAL." 463 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,291 WHAT?! 464 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,041 IT'S TRUE! 465 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,709 I DO HAVE A PROBLEM! 466 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,750 [ CRYING ] 467 00:13:58,792 --> 00:13:59,625 OH, LOOK. 468 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,417 ACCORDING TO THIS ONE, THE CAKES 469 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,417 ARE BREAKING UP. 470 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,250 WE ARE?! 471 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,083 [ CRASH! ] 472 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,625 WELL, MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY 473 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,500 OVER. 474 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,208 GABBY GUMS HAS MADE IT TO 475 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,291 CLOUDSDALE. 476 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,542 "RAINBOW DASH: SPEED DEMON OR 477 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,750 SUPER SOFTY?" 478 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,208 I GRABBED AS MANY COPIES AS I 479 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,458 COULD, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! 480 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,750 I'M A LAUGHINGSTOCK! 481 00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:22,417 SEE, RARITY. 482 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:24,291 YOUR SO-CALLED HARMLESS GOSSIP 483 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,959 CAN BE VERY HURTFUL. 484 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,250 HONESTLY, YOU PONIES HAVE NO 485 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,417 SENSE OF HUMOR. 486 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,500 SO SHE TWEAKS A FEW PONIES 487 00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:32,625 EVERY NOW AND THEN. 488 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,834 MAYBE THEY DESER-- 489 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,250 [ GASPS ] 490 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,875 I'LL DESTROY HER!! 491 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,792 "THE DRAMA QUEEN DIARIES" -- 492 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,417 SHE'S REPRINTED MY DIARY! 493 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:42,041 HOW COULD GABBY GUMS POSSIBLY 494 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,291 GET ACCESS TO MY PRIVATE DIARY?! 495 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,375 WE'VE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO 496 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,083 THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 497 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:49,291 SWEETIE BELLE'S ON THE NEWSPAPER STAFF. 498 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,709 MAYBE SHE KNOWS WHO GABBY GUMS IS. 499 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,583 [ GASPS ] 500 00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,208 MY SISTER WOULD NEVER ASSOCIATE 501 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,625 WITH SOMEONE AS BEASTLY AS 502 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:57,792 GABBY GUMS! 503 00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:59,125 I RESENT YOU EVEN SUGGESTING 504 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,625 SUCH A THING, TWILIGHT! 505 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,083 WHY, SHE'S THE MOST INNOCENT, 506 00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,583 MOST LOVELY... 507 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,500 MOST EVIL PONY IN EQUESTRIA! 508 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,333 HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER STEAL MY 509 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,000 PRIVATE DIARY? 510 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,875 HOW COULD MY OWN SISTER BE... 511 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:16,125 GABBY GUMS? 512 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,500 [ THUD! ] 513 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,166 ET TU, GABBY GUMS? 514 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,083 [ GASPS ] YOU KNOW? 515 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,083 HOW'D YOU FIND OUT? 516 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,959 LOOK IN THE PAGES OF YOUR BETRAYAL! 517 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,208 OH, YEAH. 518 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,166 HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 519 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,250 YOU STOLE MY SECRET DIARY AND 520 00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:39,125 PUBLISHED IT FOR ALL THE WORLD 521 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,083 TO READ. 522 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,250 GOSSIP CAN BE A VERY HURTFUL THING. 523 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,792 IT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY, 524 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,959 JUST LIKE WHEN I SNOOPED THROUGH YOUR SADDLEBAG. 525 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,083 YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT MUCH, DID YOU? 526 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:48,959 NO. 527 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,667 WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU 528 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,375 UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR COLUMN MAKES 529 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,458 THE PONIES THAT YOU'RE WRITING 530 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,709 ABOUT FEEL. 531 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,208 I DO UNDERSTAND, AND WE'VE 532 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,625 ALL BEEN FEELING GUILTY. 533 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,291 BUT WE JUST WANT OUR CUTIE MARKS 534 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,875 SO BADLY. 535 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,291 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT 536 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:03,959 WRITING NASTY THINGS AND MAKING 537 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,667 EVERYPONY FEEL HORRIBLE IS YOUR 538 00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:06,625 DESTINY? 539 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,458 WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT 540 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,291 WAY... 541 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,500 NO! 542 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,625 I WON'T LET YOU QUIT! 543 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,083 BUT THE GOSSIP WE'VE BEEN 544 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,458 PRINTING IS HURTING EVERYPONY'S 545 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,458 FEELINGS! 546 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,125 FEELINGS?! 547 00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:19,959 I DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS! 548 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,208 GABBY GUMS IS MY BREAD AND 549 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,667 BUTTER, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET 550 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:24,875 YOU GOODY-TWO-HORSESHOES TAKE 551 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,041 THAT AWAY FROM ME! 552 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,792 WE'RE SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA, 553 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:29,667 BUT WE'VE MADE OUR DECISION. 554 00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,875 YEAH, YOU CAN'T FORCE US TO 555 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:33,667 KEEP GOSSIPING. 556 00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,041 WHEN YOU SEE THESE... 557 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,625 YOU MAY NOT WANT TO QUIT AFTER ALL. 558 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,500 [ WHIRL! ] 559 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,333 [ ALL GASP ] 560 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,166 I TOLD FEATHERWEIGHT TO DOCUMENT 561 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,041 EVERYTHING. 562 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:53,959 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. 563 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,792 [ GASPS ] GIVE ME THOSE! 564 00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,500 SORRY, GIRLS -- PROPERTY OF 565 00:16:57,542 --> 00:16:59,542 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS." 566 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,333 AND IF GABBY GUMS REALLY DOES GO 567 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,709 INTO RETIREMENT, I'LL NEED 568 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,500 SOMETHING TO FILL THAT EMPTY 569 00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:05,542 COLUMN SPACE. 570 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,709 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND BRING ME 571 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,917 MORE GABBY GUMS! 572 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,959 WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS, GIRLS. 573 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,250 MAYBE RAINBOW DASH WILL HAVE A STORY FOR US. 574 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,333 SHE'S ALWAYS GOOD FOR SOME 575 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,458 GOSSIP. 576 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,041 RAINBOW DASH! 577 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,792 HEY, RAINBOW DASH! 578 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,959 WELL, IF IT ISN'T GABBY GUMS. 579 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,542 YOU HEARD, TOO, HUH? 580 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,041 ARE YOU KIDDING? 581 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,667 EVERYPONY IN TOWN KNOWS IT'S YOU THREE. 582 00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:32,917 DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'LL LET US 583 00:17:32,959 --> 00:17:34,875 WRITE A COLUMN ON YOU, HUH? 584 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:36,750 [ GRUNTS ] 585 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,458 [ CRYING ] 586 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,250 OH, HI, ANGEL. 587 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,166 IS FLUTTERSHY HOME? 588 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:55,667 [ THUD! ] 589 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:57,500 [ SLOOP! ] 590 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,667 HEY, WHAT GIVES? 591 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:01,667 AHA! 592 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,041 TWILIGHT THOUGHT YOU MIGHT TRY 593 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,458 TO SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE, 594 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,458 SO SHE PUT UP A FORCE FIELD. 595 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,959 OH, COME ON, APPLEJACK. 596 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,166 YOU'RE NOT MAD AT US, TOO, ARE YOU? 597 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,250 YUP. 598 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,583 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TALK TO US? 599 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,834 NOPE. 600 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:19,000 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 601 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,375 YOURSELF, HUMILIATING YOUR 602 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:21,709 SISTER AND ME LIKE THAT. 603 00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:22,667 WE DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANY OF 604 00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,250 Y'ALL RIGHT NOW, SO TAKE YOUR 605 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:25,583 LITTLE GOSSIP COLUMN AND YOUR 606 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,208 EMBARRASSING PHOTOGRAPHS AND 607 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,208 JUST GO AWAY! 608 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,583 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 609 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,458 [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] 610 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,291 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 611 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,041 [ SHUTTERS SLAM ] 612 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:37,917 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 613 00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,709 WE'VE RUINED ALL OF OUR 614 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,375 FRIENDSHIPS, AND WE STILL DON'T 615 00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,208 HAVE OUR CUTIE MARKS. 616 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,208 THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER. 617 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,250 OH, YEAH? 618 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,125 WAIT TILL TOMORROW -- OUR MOST 619 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,667 EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ARE ABOUT 620 00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:54,417 TO BE PUBLISHED FOR EVERYPONY TO LAUGH AT. 621 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,834 SO WHAT DO WE DO? 622 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:57,917 I DON'T KNOW. 623 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:58,792 BUT WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS 624 00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,417 CLUBHOUSE UNTIL WE THINK OF 625 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:01,542 SOMETHING. 626 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:06,375 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 627 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,333 THAT'S IT! 628 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,041 GABBY GUMS IS OUT OF TIME. 629 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,417 RUN THESE INSTEAD! 630 00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,000 I WANT THIS PAPER ON EVERY 631 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,166 STREET CORNER IN PONYVILLE! 632 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,125 YES, MA'AM. 633 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,625 [ DOOR OPENS ] 634 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,458 STOP THE PRESSES! 635 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,250 UH...THEY HAVEN'T STARTED 636 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,166 YET. 637 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,208 WE HAVE A GABBY GUMS COLUMN! 638 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,166 HMM. 639 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,500 YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NICE. 640 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,375 [ WHIP! ] 641 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,542 THIS BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, OR 642 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:32,500 ELSE. 643 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,333 [ DING! ] 644 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:41,375 [ SIGHS ] 645 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:42,625 WELL DONE, DIAMOND TIARA. 646 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,166 YOU'VE AVERTED YET ANOTHER 647 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:45,375 CRISIS WITH YOUR AMAZING 648 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:48,000 DIPLOMATIC SKILLS. 649 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:48,875 [ GASPS ] 650 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:51,125 "AN OPEN LETTER TO PONYVILLE BY 651 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,250 GABBY GUMS"?! 652 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,166 WHAT IS THIS?! 653 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,208 OOH, THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY 654 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,041 WITH THIS! 655 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,917 I'LL PUBLISH THOSE PHOTOS 656 00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,000 TOMORROW! 657 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,417 THEY MESSED WITH THE WRONG PONY. 658 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,709 "TO THE CITIZENS OF 659 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,792 PONYVILLE -- FOR SOME TIME NOW, 660 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,458 YOU'VE BEEN READING THIS COLUMN 661 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,667 TO GET THE LATEST DIRT AND THE 662 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,792 HOTTEST BUZZ, BUT THIS WILL BE 663 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:13,959 MY FINAL PIECE. 664 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,542 WE WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE 665 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,625 PAIN AND EMBARRASSMENT WE'VE CAUSED." 666 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:19,458 "YOU SEE, I'M ACTUALLY THREE 667 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,625 LITTLE FILLIES -- SWEETIE BELLE, 668 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,750 APPLE BLOOM, AND SCOOTALOO." 669 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:24,875 [ ZIP! ] 670 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,458 "AS THE POPULARITY OF OUR 671 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,959 COLUMN GREW, WE GOT SWEPT UP IN THE HYPE. 672 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,583 WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING 673 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,500 DIDN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT, BUT WE 674 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:33,750 IGNORED THE GUILT BECAUSE 675 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,458 EVERYPONY SEEMED TO WANT TO READ 676 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,750 WHAT WE WERE WRITING." 677 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,542 "FROM NOW ON, WE PROMISE TO 678 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,125 RESPECT EVERYPONY ELSE'S PRIVACY 679 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,625 AND WE WON'T ENGAGE IN HURTFUL 680 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,917 GOSSIP ANYMORE." 681 00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,417 "ALL WE CAN DO IS ASK FOR 682 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,917 YOUR FORGIVENESS, PONYVILLE. 683 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:50,542 SIGNING OFF FOR THE VERY LAST 684 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,709 TIME -- XOXO, GABBY GUMS." 685 00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,500 WELL, STAFF, I GUESS I GAVE A 686 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,041 LITTLE TOO MUCH AUTHORITY TO A 687 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,375 FIRST-TIME EDITOR. 688 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,500 I'M SORRY, DIAMOND TIARA. 689 00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:04,000 I HAVE TO STRIP YOU OF YOUR 690 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,000 TITLE. 691 00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:05,875 [ THUD! ] 692 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,667 [ GRUNTS ] 693 00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:08,917 AND FOR THE NEXT EDITOR OF 694 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,125 THE "FOAL FREE PRESS"... 695 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:11,208 PBHT! 696 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,291 HERE'S YOUR NEW EDITOR IN 697 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,333 CHIEF... 698 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,709 FEATHERWEIGHT! 699 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,959 [ ALL CHEERING ] 700 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,792 [ CLACK! ] 701 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:20,041 [ SCOFFS ] HIM?! 702 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,667 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 703 00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:23,125 HERE YOU GO! 704 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,458 I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO STAFF 705 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,333 PHOTOGRAPHER. 706 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:27,625 [ WARBLE! ] 707 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,458 [ SPLAT! ] 708 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:32,583 [ LAUGHTER ] 709 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,250 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 710 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,625 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 711 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,667 ♪ MY LITTLE PONY ♪ 712 00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:56,709 ♪ FRIENDS ♪