♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
WOAH-HO-HO! Give me your best game face.
- It's bake day baby! - Let's do this!!
Get your cake out of the oven
and into some icing!
I'm feeling PUMPED!!!
YAAAAH!
THE CAKE IS YOURS TO TAKE!!
AHHHH!!
Aww!!!
Darling,
you're so cute when you're trying to be tough.
I can be tough,
I have a dark side!
GET THOSE CAKES IN THE OVEN!
Awwwwww!
(ANGRY GROWL)
(SIGH)
Huh?
Oh no, the ants are taking over
the picnic basket!
We're being invaded! AAHHHHH!
They've seized the sandwiches!
They must be stopped!
Bubbles Cherub McSquee.
May I join you? - Fluttershy.
Have a seat.
You like making up conversations too?
They've broken through to the pie-!
We have to make a call here-!
Take the pie.
BOTH: Sacrifice the sandwiches.
(LAUGHING)
You are so cool.
I just don't see the point of savory desserts.
They're supposed to be sugary sweet.
(FLUTTERYSHY GIGGLING)
What's uh, crackin' ya up over there, Fluttershy?
Oh! (GIGGLING)
RARITY: Darling? - Huh?
You haven't even touched your triple-choco-loco-shake.
(SPLAT!)
Who are you conversing with?
(GASP!)
"I'm at an art gallery,
but it's more like a fart gallery...
these paintings stink!"
(LAUGHING)
My new friend Bubbles is so funny!
Dontcha think that's kinda mean?
It's not mean.
He's just got a dark sense of humor.
Just like me.
Well, if he's a friend of yours, he's a friend of ours.
We'd LOVE to meet him!
Haha! Oh my gosh, YES!
Then it's settled.
(GIGGLING) What's settled now?
(GROANS)
Where's Fluttershy? She's never late.
She's going to miss the stretch and warm up.
She could pull a muscle! (GAH!)
You made it!
You two still have time to do a few hoof touches
before we start! - Yeah, we're squeezing it in.
This is Bubbles! - Hiya Bubbles!
Pleasure to meet'cha. Heard a lot about'cha!
I bet you have.
All right, everypony,
who's ready to work out?!
(CHEERING)
Ugh, would we be here if we weren't?
And one, two, three!
Um, I didn't realize this was a class
to learn how to count.
(POP!, GIGGLING)
(EFFORT GRUNT)
These weights are heavier than I thought.
Bubbles!
You're such a prankster.
(CRASH, THUD!) AGH!
(EFFORT NOISES)
Whoopsie! (SCREAMING)
Oof! That hurt...
but you gotta admit it's funny!
What is your deal??
I'm sorrrryy!
Ooh,
you can't stay mad at that face!
Oh! I almost forgot.
I got us friendship bracelets!
That won't fix anything-- FLUTTERSHY: EEEEEP!
Bubbles, you're the best!
FLUTTERSHY: Thanks!
This is literally the coolest place
I've ever been in my entire life!
That's just sad...
(POP!) Oooh...
Ooh, check out this book!
Already read it. Saw the movie. It was bad.--
Boring.--
Lame cover. Bet it's bad.
But you can't judge a book by its cover!
I can.
Ah, yes!
Three months of work all done!
(CRASH!)
(GASPS)
Bubbles!! How could you--
- Oopsies! - Aww...
(GROANING)
It's okay, we'll help you rebuild it.
You said it only took... - Three months.
Closer to four.
Can you two help??
Sorry, my paws are full!
With BFF necklaces
to match our bracelets!
There's no way she'd fall for--
Awww! You're the best!
(GROANS!)
♪
Thanks for being my taste testers
as I sail into the uncharted waters of savory dessert.
I now present...
the cheesy spinach cupcake! Enjoy.
Oh my, Pinkie! This is...
This dessert is still sweet.
Like taffy dipped in ice cream, rolled in sugar level sweet.
I couldn't do it! I had to add sugar!
They're cupcakes for crying out loud!
I'll never win the Royal Jelly Juggernaut!
Ugh, who cares?
Reality TV is trash anyway.
(GASPS!)
Bubbles! You can't say things like that, it's mean!
It's the truth.
I just can't sugarcoat reality. - But...
You should sugarcoat everything!
Pinkie, don't listen to-- (POP!)
-- him.
Oh no! How could you?
Was it something I said?
Awww...
No, Bubbles.
We have to talk about-- - Look what I got!
A BFF anklet!
I think that is enough from you.
Look what you've done, upsetting our sweet Miss Pie.
All I did was tell the truth.
Well, you did but...
this time it came out too mean.
If you can't handle me at my realest,
then you don't deserve me at my cutest.
I'm outtie.
And I'm taking my things.
Hey!
Those were a symbol of our friendship...
I've never seen him like this. So... so...
Mean?
(WHIMPERING)
Fluttershy... the fact of the matter is that
Bubbles hasn't been the nicest to us.
You're right,
he really hasn't been that nice to me, either...
He just looks cute and gives me a gift whenever he's mean.
I think it's time you see my dark side
once and for all.
Oh, darling, I'm not sure you can--
Okay, alright, you've got this.
HEY! You don't just talk to my friends like that
and then bail!
Oh, Fluttershy, is it?
What brings you all the way over to Sugar Packet Place?
What is going on?
You just took our friendship jewelry and left.
Listen, our friendship was fun while it lasted
but I'm just too cool for you and your friends.
(GASP, GROWL!)
This is my new best friend, Buttershy.
You already have a new best friend??!
And you gave her my BFF bracelet?!
Yeah, because unlike you and your friends,
she can handle my cuteness slash sass.
You call it sass, but it's actually being mean.
I've had enough of you.
Ooooh, come on,
don't be mad.
Oh, going cute on me, huh?
Well two can play at that game.
My goodness,
she's trying to out- adorable him!!
(ENCOURAGING CHEERS)
It's almost too cute-!
♪
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS CUTENESS!
NOOOOOOO!
I'm too cute for thiiiiiiiiisss...!
(POP!)
Guess he couldn't keep up with MY cuteness after all.
Thanks, everypony, for being there for me...
even when I ditched you for some too-cool cat
who doesn't deserve my friendship.
Oh darling!
We're just glad to have you back.
(GIGGLING)
Bubbles, I'm bored, make me laugh--
(BUBBLES WAILING)
Oh Bubbles, you're sooooo funny.
Alright. I have given savory desserts one last attempt.
With soup and salad cake!
The frosting is a balsamic glaze.
Well, this is definitely savory.
Good work, Pinkie!
You know what I'm craving?
Something sweet??!
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
Mmm... what a treat!
Delicious!
Sweet as Fluttershy!
Hey! You know how tough I am now.
(GIGGLING)
♪