♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪
(LAUGHING, WHISTLING)
(GASP) IT'S HEEEEERE!
Our official Trail Trotter's Troop Designation!
Fluttershy's going to be so stoked
that we're all finally a troop!
Officially recognized by the Ponies Earning Badges
Organization, LLC.
Careful - precious cargo!
Flutter-dear will be absolutely delighted.
She's been subtly mentioning this for decades!
An eternity! A LONG TIME!
OH! I can't believe it!
Today's the day I finally take over Sugar Cube Corner
from Mr & Mrs Cake!
I can't believe there's only 295 days
until Trail Trotter's registration opens!
And then, I simply earn more badges
than any other troop in our region,
thereby winning the grand prize
all expenses paid trip to meet celebrity dolphin,
FINN-TASTIC!
I'll just be a pony standing in front of a dolphin
telling him he's my hero.
UM. What does that have to do with--?
My. Hero. HERO!
Darlings! Did you all get Flutteryshy's text?!
I came as fast as I could!
It must be some kind of emergency.
Thank you for coming.
Only 294 days until
we're the best Trail Trotter Troop in the world
and we get to meet Finn-tastic and we become best friends
and probably go on vacation together and have inside jokes.
Yeah...I can't tell if she's excited.
I'M SO EXCITED! WHEEEEE!
TWILIGHT: With the elements of harmony working in unison,
there's no problem too great
no foe too irredeemable,
NO EVIL THAT CAN'T BE UNDONE!
And only one day until we get our
Trail Trotter's Troop assignment!
Yeah, yeah. And also -
no time until we have to conquer evil.
Oh, right, right... TRAIL TROTTERS!
Opening somepony else's mail is a felony.
PINKIE PIE: Uh huh. - But Fluttershy won't mind.
APPLE JACK: All right, everypony!
Our request to become an official troop is...
DENIED! (CHEERING)
Wait...denied?!
Apparantly there's an age cut off.
You have to be a filly to join!
RARITY: We're too old...
But - one is never too old to have fun!
Technically, according to Trail Trotter's by-law
68-357, we are.
Uh oh...how are we gonna tell?!
IT'S TRAIL TROTTER'S DAY!
Uh, Fluttershy...
We got ourselves a Trotter's Troop!
- Ooooh... (GASPS)
NO WE-- Huh?
Oh, um, yeah...
Choo-choo, all aboard for Badge City, here we come!
Badges for crafting, badges for rafting,
badges for...something that rhymes?
What are you doing?!
Cough up that letter and tell her the truth!
(EXCITED GIGGLING)
Ohhh, I get it.
We're covering to protect her beautiful, fragile
and very important feelings!
Let's get this Trail Trotter
her first completely real badge!
All that's standing between me and Finn-Tastic's
briny-breath is a few badges.
So which one are we earning first?
The...
Great Question Badge!
The Great Mane Badge!
What...an honor!
Ha-a! Someone just earned their Quick Reflexes Badge!
The....Apple Badge!
Original.
This means everything to me.
And one for yours truly.
Uh, Pinkie,
earning badges as a troop is super fun
but shouldn't we tell her it's not real?
Who's the best badge in the world?
It's you!
A little longer can't hurt...
Oooh Pinkie, what's that badge for?!
I haven't seen it in the official Trail Trotter's
training manual... - Oh! This..is...
It's a badge-making badge, yeah!
They just recently added it.
(TENSE MUSIC)
- Cool! - Phew!
(GASPS) (SCREAMS)
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- IT S COOKIE TIME!!! - Finally!
After years of begging you ve converted to PST --
Pinkie Standard Time.
Well, it s cookie selling time.
Only the top-selling troops qualify to win a meet and
Greee-eeee-eeeet!!
With celebrity dolphin Finn Tastic!
Riiiight!!
That is what these cookies are for.
Selling. And not eating.
Howdy y'all!
It s cookie selling time!
We got this!
Team work in action!
Noice!
This is so fun!
And it s always gonna be that way!
Always. Be. Selling.
Divide and conquer!
We ve got a water-dwelling, bottle-nosed celeb to meet!
Specifically, the star of Roger the Singing Dolphin--
he played Roger-- and Hamlet-- he played Hamlet.
Thanks! Tell your friends!
Pick up the pace, Applejack!
Supply and demand,
Get rid of your supply, so ponies demand more!
Oh...kay.
Just created an algorithm targeting any pony
who has so much as thought about cookies today.
They're practically selling themselves!
Great! Then you're freed up to sell even more!
(GULP!)
Cookies are the latest trend, darling.
Food as fashion? Insane.
Love it. - They re fierce.
Fun. Flashy. And...
Oatmeal raisin?! Ugh, this ll never do!
Hey Fluttershy--
You really think there s time to chat?
Go break your delivery personal best!
(GROANS)
(PANIC NOISES)
Pinkie! We gotta ramp up production.
These cookies are selling faster than--
-- Than I can make them!
Well you ve got to figure it out,
these ponies need their cookies! - Heh heh.
And I need my visit with the world s greatest water mammal!
Finn Tastic.
Ahh! What am I gonna do?!
Hey, Pinkie, what kinda snacks you got in here,?
You re gonna have to earn your snacks today!
I've done it!
Instant delivery...
Great prices...
Customized orders...
And a fashion spin-off brand...
No no no!!
Finn Tastic, I ll see you soon!
Fluttershy, we need a word.
What is it? Time is cookies, and cookies is EVERYTHING!
That s just it... cookies aren t everything.
Well they are delicious, and sweet--
What we re trying to say is selling cookies
just isn t fun like this.
And I am a complete mess about it!
The troop s suposta be an enjoyable way for us
to all hang out.
Not a tunnel vision goal to meet this Fann Tasmic .
IT'S FINN-TASTIC! (WOAH, SCREAMS)
(GASP!) (GROANS)
Oh. I see what happened.
I made the cherry on top the bottom line
and that s no way to run a dessert business...
or a friendship...
PINKIE PIE: Awww! - I'm still miffed,
but that is cute. - I'm sorry.
When you re at the helm of a cookie empire,
everything seems like crumbs in comparison.
I LOVE CRUMBS!
One time I followed a trail of them into a- you know what,
it s a long story and Fluttershy s having an epiphany.
But I miss my brother.
How about this? From now on,
cookies are for fun, and fun only.
Awwww!
Get those pans in the oven Gummy!
Are the snickerdoodles ready for delivery yet?!
Spike! You three can go ahead and--
Oh um, keep making cookies!
Just keep at it. You re doing great.
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