♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪
I'm soooooo hungry.
So hungry I could eat a--a--
I dunno, but something big!
You're hungry? I'm so hungry I'm gonna lick that plate clean
before it even hit the table.
Well, you're in luck!
I've got some new frosting recipes
I'd like you to really savor. Let them breathe,
experience them--
(CHOMP!)
(RAVENOUS EATING)
Whew. I ate that fast!
I ate it faster.
If anyone's gonna whew it's gonna be me.
If only there were a way to settle this.
Apropos of nothing,
today is the Maple Wood Motor Match.
Just low- key friends having low-stakes fun.
No winners or losers here.
Um... It just happens to be a race.
Okay everypony, here are the rules:
we will all be entering our pets in a winner-take-cupcake race.
That's right: We're racing for pinks...
Pink cupcakes!
Each pony will serve as the pit crew
for their racer-slash-pet.
As such you will be responsible for building your car,
without the use of magic--
Just nuts and bolts
and wood and cardboard and uhhh...
- Elbow grease! - Mine are the greasiest!
- Nuh-uh. - Glamour!
Glamour optional, but, sure!
You can use glamour. - Glam! Maximus glam!
- GLAMA-RAMA! - Know-how!
- I know best! - I know-how better!
Mmmm butter...
cream frosting.. Anyways!
There's just one last rule-- HAVE FUN!
We're already having so much fun!
And we're having even more fun than that!
Hahaha! HA!
♪
(EFFORT GRUNTS)
♪
(BOING!)
(EFFORT NOISES)
Ha ha! - Grrrr!
SPIKE: Racer Owlowiscious from Team Twi.
Racer Tank from Team Dash.
Racer Opalescence from Team Rare.
Racer Angel Bunny from Team Shy.
Racer Gummy from Team Pie.
And racer Winona from Team Apple.
Are- you- ready?
On your cutie-mark,
get cutie-set--
CUTIE-GOOOOO! (CHEERING)
♪
C'mon Tank. We got this.
FLUTTERSHY: NO!
Oh! my darling delicate Opal!
- That's it! - A little further!
That's the wrong way!
Who-Who?
What are you doiinnnggg?
Youe dirty racin' got our pets in a pickle!
A reeal spicy one!
D'you think we...?
Got carried away and lost sight of...?
Having fun? Yes, you did!
That's it, Tank! Use your boosters!
Owlowiscious! Put that extra pony power
under the hood to work!
I think I learned something...
It doesn't matter who wins.
Exactly!
I care the least about winning.
So, you might say I'm winning
at caring the least about winning.
If I actually cared about that sort of thing...
Ha...ha... - Which we don't!
Ha! Reigning champs.
♪
PINKIE: Oh, I know!
And then I said--
Cutie Mark Crusaders!
It's so good to have you Junior Trail Trotters with us today.
We've been looking forward to this for weeks!
Eight weeks to be exact. Two months.
Hope you have something great planned for us!
I do!
Well, I was thinkin' to give 'em a little agricultural know how,
you know, teach 'em how to tend to a crop.
- Indeed... - How about a paint party?
Yes yes yes, I have something much better
than that up my sleeve.
Razzle pizazzle!
OKAY CRUSADERS,
PUT YOUR HOOVES TOGETHER FOR RARITY!
THE...Theehh....
RARE!
(CHEERING)
I ain't fixin' to be a rotten apple but,
I wanted to do my thing.
And please welcome my beautiful, talented, humble assistant...
Me! It's me.
I'm the lovely assistant.
(CHEERING)
Now...may I have volunteer?
- Me!/ Right here!/ Pick Me!
There! In the back! You five.
We weren't volunteering!
This is why I always stand in the back!!
Haha, I heard "we"
and "volunteering." Come up!
Are you sure about this, Rarity?
These potions can be,
er, unpredictable.
Why sure I'm sure!
Now kindly do me the honor
of sitting on this table.
Ahem. Now when I combine these three potions,
the table will disappear---
and you will all be left floating!
Woahhh...
Prest-o change-o...
- Disappear-o? - Bup-bup-bup.
Magician is talking. Dissapear-o!
That was the coolest trick I've ever seen!
I reckon I agree.
Hoooo doggy!
Wow! Where'd they go?
Where did they go?!
Don't you know?
After all, you are the magician here.
They couldn't have gone far...
Actually I don't know that. They could've gone pretty far.
(SCREAMING)
First time in the void?
I'm sure they'll be fine.
Beggin' your pardon, miss Rarity?
Wha- Oh! Eh not now, Cutie Mark Crusaders.
I have to go and eh, do a...
a breathing exercise.
I need a spell. I need a spell!
If only I had some sort of a spe...
Rarity's Super Rare Book of Rare Spells!
Aha! I knew I could rely on myself.
(CLEARS THROAT) And, the little ponies.
..disappearing,vanishing without a trace...
netherverse-friend-banishing and the subsequent reversal thereof.
YES! (WHIMPERS)
What does it say?!
"When you don't let those around you participate,
you make them disappear.
Only by including them can you bring them back."
But I don't recall preventing them from participating.
They were my volunteers in my magic trick
at MY SHOW and- now I see.
- Yup. - Mhmm. / Yeah.
I am DEVASTATED at this whole debacle!
I wish I'd just disapp-
Oh! That's it!
Rarity! Fancy seein' you here in the void.
Girls! I'm so overjoyed to see you.
What do you say we get outta this formless void
and into a balanced friendship
where we all share things equally-
That'd be grea--
And nopony talks over anypony else,
or steamrolls their ideas! - On that note...
Furthermore I think that- - RARITY!
You're doing it again! - Oh. Sorry.
Ehm, how about some gardening?
And maybe a paint soiree.
(CHEERING)
Razzle pizzazzle!
- That.../ Was... - AWESOME!
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