♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
Wooo! I'm on a roll!
(SIGH) You certainly are darling,
but perhaps you could put a pin in it for now?
#I'm almost done!
Woah! (THUD!)
You were right, Rarity.
The Pin Pyramid was pretty precarious!
Well, I am an organizing expert.
Remember the Marie Pon-do craze?
Joy! Joy! Joy!
Everything I own is gorgeous.
Wow! Can you teach me?
No, but I do have a fabric organizer
that would be perfect for your baking tools.
I'll just pop home and get it!
Woah!
Where exactly did I put that thing?
RARITY: An orphaned accessory.
Where's your mummy darling?
Helloo? Is this yours?
Shade in the front, party in the back?
(LOUD TECHNO MUSIC)
Oh, you're just living your life, carry on!
She began to think,
that the head to which the visor belonged,
was going to be a hard head to find...
Detective Rarity is on the case. Never fear, visor!
You'll be shading somepony's eyes in no time!
RARITY: Excellent stitching.
Yes, yes. A quality item... AHA! A clue!
Everything seemed to be pointing her in a certain direction,
but was it a trick? She'd been bamboozled before.
(GASP!)
Rarity! Would you like to join me for a moonlit stroll?
But she didn't have the time.
She had to keep going before the trail went cold.
Say, Fluttershy...
what do you know about THIS VISOR?!
Hmmmm... nothing.
Then what, is this?!
"Don't forget to bring the visors to the moonlight stroll!
Kisses, Fluttershy."
Oh, autocorrect!
That was supposed to say "visitors".
Angel Bunny's bunny buddies are visiting from out of town!
A likely story! Sounds like a fluff piece!
It's true! Ask Twilight!
The dame and her pet seemed to be hiding something.
But Detective Rarity would not give up...
So...Miss Sparkle... you are Fluttershy's alibi.
But what proof do you have?!
My calendar says "Moonlight Stroll ?
RARITY: Ah. So it does.
But how do you explain this?!
"Moonlit Stroll! 11PM!
Aha! GOTCHA!
Nopony wants the moon in their eyes!
Alright! Alright! I have to come clean...
I haven't worn a visor since I was a little filly.
I just can't pull em off with these bangs.
(HORROR SCREAMS)
Oh, darling. It's true! I'm so sorry.
Applejack looks great in every hat!
Maybe she knows something.
While the dame spun her tale,
it occurred to this detective that Applejack looks great
in every hat.
Perhaps she would know something.
It was time to get sneaky.
Sure, it was a seedy part of town.
But was Applejack really the bad apple
that she was looking for?
There was really only one way to get to the core of it...
APPLEJACK: Hiya Rarity!
Why ya bein' sneaky?
I'll turn over that question to YOU,
miss Jack! Is this or is this not your visor?!
Nope. And I cannot lie.
(DEFEATED GROAN)
Another dead end.
But there was still one avenue she had yet to trot down.
Rarity! Are you here to work out with me?
The only working out I'll be doing is to the details
of this case! Where have you been
for the past hour and a half?
I've been here, at the gym.
The whole time?! A likely story!
(PANTING)
(EFFORT NOISES)
We're only a third of the way through this routine
and it's been an hour and a half...
Okay, your story checks out.
Her story checked out.
The detective decided to put a pin in the case.
A pin! The organizer!
For Pinkie!
Oh, look at all my gorgeous hats!
I wonder why my visor went...
Ohhhh...!
You've done it again! Solved the mystery.
Hats off to you, Detective Me!
Oh my! Where did that come from?
That's a mystery for another day.
♪
(EXPLODING) Huh?
These firework cupcakes are supposed to explode with flavor!
Not actually explode!
Oh, Applejack!
Perfect timing!
Give me a hoof before these cupcakes go cake POP!
Yeah you look like you need a break.
Why don't we sit a spell and take a gander at
my favorite blog, "Dear Tabby".
What's Dear Tabby?
You don't know Dear Tabby?!
Dear Tabby gives the best advice--
and what's more--
nopony knows her real identity.
Her advice always hits home.
Sounds awesome! Hey--
she could be me!
PINKIE PIE: She could be Spike.
No it couldn't...
PINKIE PIE: She could be Rarity!
Darling, nopony else could be Rarity.
Who else could pull off the one-pony show:
"Mane of Thrones?
"When you play the Mane of Thrones,
you win, or you dye...
your mane.
I've been rehearsing all day. I need a snack.
Have a fresh apple! It'll pick ya right up.
What a delightful offer,
but I'd much prefer a real sweet treat from Sugarcube Corner.
Well apples are the original sweet treat.
Apples are fine, but cupcakes are divine.
Cupcakes are acceptable,
but apples are delectable.
Cupcakes I'm adoring,
but apples get me snoring.
Well apples are perfect!
Cupcakes are even perfect-er!
Well, well, well-- you're wrong!!
I thought we were having fun Applejack,
but that was simply too much.
Ugh! Too much?!
Coming from a drama pony like you?!
Am I right, Pinkie?
Oh, woah, woah, woah. This is between you and Rarity.
But if you want my advice, you might need to go apologize.
- Life's too shortbread. - You're right!
Not about apologizin', but about gettin' advice.
Dear Tabby. I just had a heated--
--passionate debate with one of my best friends.
And now we aren't talking.
How do I get her to apologize?
Signed, A Frustrated Filly.
And send.
(DOOR KNOCKING)
- Is Rarity here? - Nope.
But I heard about your heated-- - Passionate.
- Passionate debate yesterday. - You still not talking?
Haven't heard a peep outta that pony.
What if you apologize to her?
Me? No. Apologize? No.
I'm still waiting on a response from Dear Tabby.
She'll know what to do.
(OWLS HOOTING)
(ROOSTER CROWING)
(NERVOUS LAUGHS)
Oh what a beautiful mornin'!
I got a response from Dear Tabby!
- What did she say? - I haven't read it yet!
She hasn't read it yet! Read it! Read it!
"Dear Frustrated,
what an uncomfortable position to be in.
See? She gets it!
"Disagreements often happen between friends
when somepony's feelings are hurt.
You're right, you do need to get talking again.
And the first step to mending the fence is...
by apologizing to her.
- Wait, what? - What's the matter?
Getting advice from Dear Tabby is what you wanted.
Well, to begin with, the first thing you'll need to mend
a fence is a post-hole digger. - Come on, Applejack.
You got the advice you asked for.
I know, I know, but I don't like the advice.
We get it. We gave you the same advice.
Ya knowww... sometimes the advice we need to hear
isn't the advice we want to hear. Ya hear?
I didn't hear ya before,
but I do now.
I am Rare-eesi,
Mother of Dragons!
(CLEARS THROAT)
A wiser pony than myself woulda done this earlier,
but I'm sorry for gettin' in your face.
Our friendship is more important to me than
some silly snack attack.
I really hope this mends the fence between us.
I'm sorry too.
What made you come round?
More like who. Dear Tabby!
She gives advice just like a best friend.
That's because she is!
I'm Dear Tabby!
Well color me surprised!
It's nice knowin' everypony in Equestria has the sage advice
of one of my best friends.
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
(CUPCAKES EXPLODING) PINKIE PIE: Oh no!
We don't need an advice column to know
we should help Pinkie out.
♪