♪ It's a sweet life, still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life, Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life...♪ ♪ Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fun life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way! ♪
♪ Come on grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪ Fun in every bite, Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute...♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪
Darlings! Applause!
Party Cannon, fanfare, LIGHTS!
Something AMAZING has happened!
(IMPACT THUDS) - Meow!
You may be asking yourself,
why is Rarity, usually a pillar of Chillah,
so uncharacteristically over the top?
Seems like you're acting perfectly normal.
For you.
♪ For clarity, You're daring me ♪
♪ To tell you all, why Rarity ♪
♪ Is having quite a day ♪
♪ You see I-- ♪ - Okay! Rarity, we'll bite--
What's so important about today?
Glad you asked. I am going to be a star!
Well, yer already a star to us, Rarity.
Oh, thanks darling,
but I mean a star
to the great pony public!
RARITY: I just shot an episode of the number one hour-long
premium cable prestige drama,
HOOFSESSION.
It's about a family of ponies vying for control
of an apple farm and I play
Greedinia P. Bitscoin the Third,
a powerful land developer!
Wow, Rarity, that's really cool!
How did this happen?
I had an audition, and I nailed it!
Either I buy the farm or I simply TAKE it from you!
And it's your choice, but I will get what's mine!
A Bitscoin always collects their debts.
You, nailed it.
And then he said, to "keep my schedule clear,"
which doesn't always mean you got the part, but then I did!
I got the part! And I stole every scene!
Well, you are one fancy filly!
Thank you. To celebrate,
I'm having a little soiree over at mine this eve
to watch the ep. Please come!
Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Ok ponies! Time to get ready.
Oh! Don't forget to dress to impress, okay?
This is a party where you will see AND be seen
while you see ME on the SCREEN!
And scene.
Make it big, but not too big...
oh, why not? Make it too big!
Too much is always enough!
Oh thank you, thank you,
I am just one small piece of a very large puzzle.
I feel so lucky
to be part of the Hoofsession family!
What? A six episode arc revolving around MY character?
Oh, why, I have to say yes,
so I will, I'll say yes!
YES!
I would be nothing without you my ponies.
Well I would still be my fabulous self.
But I wouldn't have amazing friends around me
to appreciate the fabulousity!
♪
(MUNCHING NOISES)
I feel like I'm in a movie star's house--
No talking! Here it comes! Here it comes!
Ah, Greedinia P. Bitscoin.
The Third.
We'll never sell. GOOD DAY!
(MANE 6 CONFUSED GRUNTS)
They... cut my monologue?!
(DRAMATIC SOBBING)
Poor Rarity.
They chopped her up and cut her out!
Should we do something?
I've got an idea!
(RARITY CRYING)
Go away! I don't want visitors!
I don't want to see or be seen anymore!
(SOBBING)
You're telling me you wanna buy the orchard?
I saaaaaid...
You're telling me you wanna buy the orchard?
Psst! It's your line, Greedinia.
You heard me. I am a major power player
and I'm making a major play for power.
I can grow your numbers faster than you can grow apples!
And that's a Greedinia P. Bitscoin the Third promise!
We'll never sell! GOOD DAY.
It's a bad day as far as I'm concerned,
and I think your twin brother would agree.
This isn't the last you've seen of GPB!
You'll be back. They always come back.
Ooh you were so good Rarity!
(GUSHING NOISES)
Oh!
That was better than I did it on set!
Oh, thank you.
Friends like you make me feel like a star!
♪
I can't believe we're actually here
at the Sportacular Spectacular!
I'm signed up for the 100 meter gallop,
buckball and hoofball and--
Maybe we should find our cabin first?
Yes, please! I must unpack
before my genuine athletic audience-member attire
gets wrinkled!
(THUD!) It's that one right there!
So according to the schedule,
as long as 100 meters doesn't run over,
I can dash over to tug-of-tail,
then finish off the day with some Buckball!
I won't even have time to sleep!
So you won't be needing your bunk?
Nope, I'll be in the arena the whole time
takin' names and playin' games!
You get the top bunk, my pretties.
I heard there's gonna be jousting!
- What time is that, Dashy? - Huhh, let's see--
Apple Bobbing, Apple Shotput, Apple Tennis...
I think I'm still in the A's-- Agh!
Whoaaaaaa! (IMPACT THUD)
APPLEJACK: Are you okay?!
PINKIE PIE: Oh no! Your wing!
FLUTTERSHY: Your hoof! - Relax!
I'm fine.
It was just a tiny tumble.
The opening ceremonies!
We can't miss that! Come on, everypony!
Hurry! Ow..ow..
Welcome, fillies and gentlecolts!
To the SPORTACULAR SPEECTACULAAAR!
That hoof looks mighty sore.
It hurts but, I'll just wing it!
Darling, I think your wing needs a sling.
Maybe we should just go home?
We can always try again next 'tacular!
No way!
Think of my reputation as the sportiest pony in Equestria.
I am UNSTOPPABLE!
Ow... Ow...
Okay fiiine.
I might have to sit today out,
but I know I'm totally gonna heal up in time
for something! Until then I...
I just need to find a...substitute.
This'll do!
It won't give you my mad skillz,
but, if you look like me,
you might feel like me,
and then you can play as me! 'Til I'm back on my hooves!
(GLUGGING)
Aaahhh!
Woohoo! Twinsies!
Back from our walk! AHHH!
SPIKE: Not this dream again!
You look great, Flutter-Dash!
I'm ready to punt that helmet across the starting line!
(EFFORT NOISES)
SPIKE: Sorry, sorry.
Rainbow Dash says--
"Don't be nervous. Just run like me. Dash.
Cuuz it's a dash."
What does that even mean?
I dunno...
Come on, Flutter-Dash! GO!
Did she get my message?
Uh, Rainbow Dash told me to tell you--
"Just do what I do!"
What does that even mean?
Just try moving those hooves this time.
(GROWLING)
(WHISTLE BLOWS) (CHARGING GRUNT)
Um...
Grr, what is she doing?!
(WHISTLE BLOWS) (FLUTTERSHY YELPS)
This is all wrong!
Spike, call it off.
Just tell her to do what she wants.
Play how you want, Dash!
What? I'm tired of going back and forth.
I can't watch whatever happens next.
Hey, look at her go!
She's playing the game like Fluttershy,
not like me! And--
She's amazing!
It's a lot better than trying to play like somepony else!
Go, Fluttershy, go! (CHEERING)
(CONTESTANTS SCREAMING)
(CHEERING)
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