♪ It's a sweet life Still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life Full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life Gaze upon my gems! ♪
♪ It's a fine life Because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way ♪
♪ Come and grab a slice of cake ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪
♪ Pony life! ♪ ♪ Fun in every bite ♪
♪ Friendship, rainbows, wuh-oh! ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪
♪ Pony Life!♪
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Hello there my darlings!
This is Rarity and THIS, my sweet angels,
is Rare Occasions With Rarity!
Thank you for subscribing.
Welcome to my 100th episode!
(PARTY POPPER SOUNDS)
Oh.. Should I say "Sweet darlings and angels?"
Or should I keep "Sweet angels and darlings?"
Ooohhh, I guess I can decide during the real livestream!
♪ One hundredth ep Show me some respect ♪
♪ I've got no regrets, Ba, ba, ba... ♪
(MUTTERING UNDER BREATH)
The rest of the words will come later!
Old friends and new friends alike,
I need to know your true opinions!
You three, I can't stress enough how valuable
your taste buds are. You are healthy eaters
who have not TRULY tried dessert
before coming to Ponyville! Oo, I should be taking notes!
(CHOMP!)
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(LITTLE FART NOISE) Noooo!
(GASPS) (IMPACT SQUEAK)
- Wow! - So, you like it?
It's a-- it's a flavor explosion.
And explosions scare me! I wasn't ready...
Sorry to interrupt darlings,
but tonight is the HUNDREDTH EPISODE OF MY LIVESTREAMING
SOLO SHOW! (GASPS)
Tonight I will be doing my all me rendition of
David Mane-et's classic "Glen-Grassy Glen-Crop."
Which of my lovely buddies will assist pleease?
I'll do it! - Where did you come from?
The portal, remember?
No, I mean--
Oh, relax, I'm just goofing.
I did that play in our dimension. I know it well.
Um I was thinking more a buddy I know--
Rarity! She knows the play and she's funny as all get-out.
Plus it would be like a student taking a masterclass
from a pony at the top of her game.
- What she said! - Well let's not waste
another minute, Sugar Snap!
I'd love to see you at the taping.
Pinkie, you can provide refreshments if you so please.
I would love for your cakes to compliment my performance
Okay and minus a cup plus a tablespoon...
I can't believe I'm saying this, but do these need...
LESS CHOCOLATE?!
Perhaps just a little less?
So...you are a comedienne?
Oh, yeah! I had my own network TV show,
"Coleslaw and Order."
I played a short order cook who was long on laughs!
It was based on my comedy routine.
Well, that sounds divine.
I'm going to do a run-through. Would you adjust
that light so I look simply radiant?
Will do!
Acting!
I've been coming to this diner every day, you know...
What'll it be, Marge?
Give me, uh...
SUGAR SNAP: Yeah gimme the usual:
anything I can douse with hot sauce
until it's unrecognizable.
Why yes thank you darling!
Now, where was I? Ah yes, give me-
You know, Rarity, I could jump in there and run it with you.
Just for rehearsal? - Well I AM usually more of a--
I'm not trying to step on your hooves.
I just know I get most of my best work done-zo
when I'm doing it with friends. Even new friends.
- Well, then. From the top! - From the top!
(IN UNISON) From the top!
Okay pals, I experimented all day
looking for a great flavor that was less...
- Um... - Too too much much?
Okay, okay...I've come up with a less overpowering cake!
Presenting: an olive oil cupcake
with a salted peanut butter frosting!
Ooh! Nailed it!
Delicious. DE-LICIOUS!
It's almost like--
Hello my dear fans and friends.
I am Rarity,
and thank you for coming to my one hundredth livestream!
Tonight, I will be performing some top notch drama.
But I won't be flying solo- no!
Instead, I would like to invite my good friend
and rehearsal partner
AND the star of "Cole Slaw and Order":
Sugar Snap! (APPLAUSE)
I'm so excited to join you!
I realized I could probably do it without you,
but not if I want it to be the best!
And I do!
Let's wow them, scene partner!
(IN UNISON) Acting! (CHEERING)
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
Yeah! (DISTANT THUD)
Great! Now try: The Reverse Trapeze.
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Thanks for helping me practice my moves, Twilight.
I am gonna be a break-dancing star!
Let's do one more-- THE DASH MASTER!
I've never done the Dash Master before...
It has "Dash" in it. It's like it was made for you--
You got this!
Whoa! Whoaaaa!
(IMPACT GRUNTS)
Whoaaaaaa!
That was a close--
caaaallllll!
(EFFORT NOISES)
Oh no, oh no, oh no! What's going on?!
The portal is pulling Rainbow Dash--
quick, help a pony out!
(EFFORT NOISES)
It's like she's stuck!
It looks like I'm getting sucked all the way in
and the portal is closing up.
Those of us from the Wild Side will be trapped here forever!
(IMPACT NOISES)
Do any of you know a science pony clever enough
to save Rainbow Dash and solve this problem?
Do I have something in my teeth?
Ah-ha!
Let's do this!
Oooh!
It's done. The PDR 9000!
Ooooh!
(DISTORTED VOICE) The portal's changing my voooiiice.
How looowww can it goooo?
(PANICKED STUTTERS)
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: No!
That's ok... it was a first attempt.
We don't have time for a first attempt --
time is of the essence!
It's looking like the portal will be closed forever.
That'll be sad.
(DISTORTED VOICE) Uhhh yeah -- that would not be ideal.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) (PANICKED STUTTERS)
(EFFORT NOISE) (GASPS)
We brought something to relieve the stress.
DO I SEEM STRESSED?!
When I'm stressed, I bake!
And I stroll through the orchard.
So we combined the two! Apple Pie!
Delicious!
But I'm still stressed.
Ohh-kay..
Our de-stress tactics didn't work,
but clearly something is stressing you out!
And I think it's more than
just getting the machine to work.
What is it, Twi? We want to help.
It's all my fault!
If I didn't push Rainbow Dash to do the Dash Master,
this would never have happened.
Now the Wild Siders and Rainbow Dash will both be out of luck!
You're not being fair.
You and Dash were playing together.
Don't let guilt get in the way of craftin' a solution.
Oh I get it.
Applejack and Pinkie Pie:
Apple Pie. You combined the two!
That's it!
I know how to fix, well, everything! Let's go--
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(DISTORTED VOICE) Have you come to say,
'seeeee youuuu laaaateerrrr?'
I've come to say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I got you, Echo, and everypony into this mess.
It wasss nevveerr youuuu're faaaulllt!
We're... in... this...
together...
Oh, I know.
My equation wasn't working because I was only thinking of
the Equestria side of the portal.
But we need to think of both sides! We have to combine them.
- Don't you get it? - Not really!
Eeeeee!
Does this mean goodbye portal?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Nope!
I fused the portal with the door.
Now, it's a doorway between our two dimensions!
It's like the apple pie! You combined them!
You saved the day, Twilight! We can be friends forever.
Ooh, ooh! Dance party to celebrate!
Who wants to see me do the Dash Master?
MANE 6: NOOOOO!
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