♪ It's a sweet life, Still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life Gaze upon my gems ♪
♪ It's a fine life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way, Come and grab a slice of cake! ♪
♪ Sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪
♪ Pony Life! Fun in every bite ♪
♪ Friendship, rainbows Wuh-oh ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
♪
I can't believe the Crystal Empire Carnival is back in town.
The moment that ribbon's cut, I am racing!
I'm ridin' the rip-roarin' rides!
And I'm galloping to the games!
With my trusty calculations for best buckball-throwing
velocity to hoola-hoop catching probability,
those carnival prizes are mine!
I just hope Rarity shows up soon,
they're about to cut the ribbon!
(CHEERING)
The Crystal Empire Carnival is now officially open!
And to all your happy hooves...
Welcome.
(COUGHING)
Princess Cadance is trotting towards us.
Act cool!
(NERVOUS NOISES) - What's wrong, ponies?
Something off with the opening day ceremonies?
Not at all, Princess Cadance!
We're just waiting for our friend-- DANGITY DOO!
That's one gem of an updo ya got there!
Ooooooooooh!
I wish I could wear my mane like that!
Well, you're in luck!
There's a Bejeweled Booth just up the way.
(NOISES IN AWE)
Mane make-overs for all!
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Yaass!
Beautiful! Chic!
Fierce! You ponies put the 'you'
in fab-u-lous!
We have to get a sparkly selfie!
Say "faboo!"
RARITY: Yoo-hoo!
That must be Rarity!
I am sorry I'm late, darlings.
Rehearsal ran long and you know how that--
(GASP) My hoofness!
Look at all your updos!
Ya dig? I think this apple really brings out my eyes.
I simply must have mine done in that style, too!
Immediately!
Oh no. The booth's boarded up!
Now I'm stuck with a normal and boring,
albeit amazing, mane!
This moment can't get any worse!
(NOTIFICATION BEEP)
Ooh! New notification from Princess Cadance?
Don't mind if I do...
A sparkly selfie of your updo's?!
Ooh! Rarity feels so bad!
I knew we should have waited!
- What are we gonna do?! - I've got it!
Hey Rarity!
How about we become your personal sparkle-stylists?
(CHEERING)
Ah-ha!
Aaahhh...
Oooh, I am going to be the most fabulous pony here!
Thank you--
AAAAHHHH! (RETCHING)
You've made a mess of my mane!!
I don't think it's all that bad.
What have you done to me?!
I've got it! Again!
Psst... alright, solution's as easy as a toad
tryin' to wrestle a flea.
We just have to muss up our own manes to match Rarity's!
(SQUEALS)
Wahoo!
Whoa-oh! Ahhh!
Whoa-oh-ah!
(SCREAMING)
(EFFORT NOISE)
Wheeeee!
(IMPACT SQUEAK)
APPLEJACK: Hey, Rarity.
(GASP) AAAHHHHH!
Darlings, your manes! They're--
Delightfully disheveled?
Sweetly sloppy?
Rootin' tootin' rumpled?
But they were so beautiful before.
Oh you didn't have to do that just for me.
Sure, I wanted to be included--
but I should've accepted that I was late to partake
in the fancy fun.
On the bright side, at least you still have that sparkle selfie!
(GIGGLING)
Princess Cadance is trotting over here! Act cool!
Actually, I took the sparkle selfie down!
After seeing Rarity left out,
I realized it had lost its luster.
Let's take another one!
(CHEERING) (GASPS)
But your updo was the cutting edge of coiffure!
And it still is. I love the untidy trend!
So chic and low maintenance.
(NOISES IN AGREEMENT)
Say "messy 'do!"
(GIGGLING)
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(MANE 6 SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(DISTANT SCREAMS)
(GIGGLING)
(PANTING)
Alright ponies, we're doing this carnival right!
But there's still sights to be seen and treats to be eats!
So what do we all wanna do next?
I, and this might shock some of y'all,
feel like bobbing for apples!
I would like my muzzle painted,
even though there's clearly no improving this visage!
I gotta play the mallet game!
I need total strangers to know how strong I am!
- I'd like to ride the teacups. - Ooh!
I don't have a reason. Just seems fun.
Seems we have not arrived at a consensus.
Psht, that's no problem at all!
Let's just split up, do separate stuff,
then synchronize our plans on a group text!
- Not a bad idea! - I'm in.
Ok I'm adding us all on a text together...
... and GO!
Annnnnd, BREAK!
Nevermind!
Now if I know apples like I think I do...
Just gotta factor in the weight of the submerged Fujis
with the bulk of that Honeycrisp, minus
the displacement of the Red Delicious... THERE IT IS!
The biggest apple in the bushel!
Yeehaw!
That was the best bobbing these baby blues have ever seen!
Well, shucks, thank ya kindly.
So, what's my prize?
Well, it's the apple.
Fair enough.
Almost finished.
No peeking!
Darling, I think you're doing a top notch job.
Just a few suggestions on the intricacies
of capturing the butterflies delicate wings?
I could, em...
well I'll just finish it myself.
WAHOOOOO!
Oh! This is so exhilarating!
I've never known excitement like this!
I'm on a non-stop thrill ride
and I never wanna get off!
You ponies dare me to win?
Oh well. I dare myself!
(DING!)
(GIGGLING)
Would you look at that!
I bet the prize for a win that big is enormous!
Ugh. I'll just have my memory of this moment as my prize.
Wow! That was awesomazing!
Better check in with everypony so we can meet up
and have even more fun together!
"Hey anyone around...
or what?"
And send! Perfect!
"Anyone around or what?"
I didn't think we were gone that long!
Is she implying that I've been dillying?
Or worse, dallying?!
If she wanted us to meet up sooner
she should have said something!
W-what did I do?
Wow. No smiley face? Is she mad at me?
"Anyone around or what?"
Of course I'm around! I'm going to answer...
- "Yeah." - "Yeah"?
Oh this cannot be good!
"You okay?"
"YOU OKAY?"
Wow, okay Fluttershy!
MESSAGE RECEIVED.
Time to reply in ALL CAPS!
"I THINK SO."
"Whatever."
(SAD MUSIC)
♪
MANE 6: Oh hey, it's you!
Hey, stop saying what I'm saying.
Stop saying what I'm saying!
I wasn't really mad, it just comes out weird
when you text! - ENOUGH!
I mean, we had to put an end to this sometime.
Hey, Pinkie, you mean you weren't really mad at us?
No, not at all.
This has been a great day!
Maybe we just needed to communicate a little bit better.
Well I can say that I'd love to do
a little less texting
and a little more talking face-to-face.
Especially with fabulous friends like you!
MANE 6: Awww!
Look, more treats to be eats!
Who wants some? It's on me!
(CHEERING)
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