♪ It's a sweet life, Still a little messy ♪
♪ Magic life full of surprises ♪
♪ Fast life Gaze upon my gems ♪
♪ It's a fine life because we got each other ♪
♪ It's a cute life ♪
♪ Living life in our own way, Come and grab a slice of cake! ♪
♪ Sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪
♪ Pony Life! Fun in every bite ♪
♪ Friendship, rainbows Wuh-oh ♪
♪ It's a sweet, magic, fast, posh, fun, cute ♪
♪ Pony Life! ♪
Our play went over swimmingly!
Exactly as p1lanned.
Rarity, what are you talking about?
Every single prop in our Play Day play
vanished before our very eyes!
And I got three consecutive standing ovations,
which is exactly the number my Horse-o-scope predicted.
Ah, roses.
The winner's flower!
Fine! I promise I'll share!
No lingering trace of our items,
no signs of scientific eradication.
You're gonna have to explain to us soon
what'n'th'hoof you just said?
That all of our items have been cleanly transported--
with a special kind of magic!
Chaos magic!
(GASPS)
It does seem to have gotten out of control, lately.
This sounds like a case for...
Detective Rarity!
- (CONFUSED NOISES) - (RARITY WHISTLES)
I knew a mystery was ahoof
when the magic made everything "poof!"
Oooh, that's a good line.
This mystery will be messing up our manes
no more!
I know you're a one-pony problem-solver,
but it's always been my dream to join you on a caper.
Also I know where the magic first got all funky--
the Potion Ocean!
Then lead the way, Private Eye Pie!
We've got some ponies to prod!
Some Equestrians to question! Some--
Horsies to hug!
So, uh.
Wait for them at Sugarcube Corner 'til they get back?
- Sounds good. - Um, yeah.
Hmmm.
You have to feel the evidence for answers, Pinkie.
Really become one with the wonders of the mystery.
Or we could just ask this pony.
(COUGHING)
Tell meeeee...
When was the last time YOU encountered magic
on the sand?
- Oh, about three days ago. - Oooh!
There he is! His name is Magic.
We met here three days ago
and we've been best friends ever since! Yoohoo!
Say hello, Magic!
Hmmm... bobbins...
Aaaaaahhhhhh! (IMPACT CRASH)
♪
Tell meeeeee....
Any magical mistakes happen in here?
Actually, yes.
LIBRARIAN: This book has been glowing with purple dust
all morning. - Do you see this, P.I. Pie?
We're one step closer to solving the mystery?
My bookmark's still in here
from when I turned this in last week!
And also...
We're one step closer to solving the mystery!
As I conducted my investigation,
one thing became crystal clear...
You're crazy for craftin' yarn?
No! But also, yes.
I discovered my pursuit of perplexing magical powers
gone kaput was pointless...
because the proof of the problem is present with you ponies.
Actually, I was just about to start by saying--
I'm the reason! I wished for something really big
on the cotton candy comet and it clogged up the cosmos!
Now no pony's wishes are being granted.
(GASPS)
Actually, I was just about to--
--My wish didn't come true, either!
Right. Of course.
But I kind of have a whole presentation made so,
if I could just-- - I was so worried that
my wish somehow messed everything up!
Oh, why did I use my wish
on a giant calculator that never came...
That's actually what I was getting to--
my wish was in the library.
I wished for a second sparkly bookmark...
and it never came!
Wait-- you said "the proof is with us."
If none of our wishes came true, then there's no jam.
So another pony messed it up. But who?
No, dear Twilight! Isn't it obvious?
It was... YOU!
- (GASPS) - (EVIL LAUGHTER)
Ohh, it all started weeks ago
on a typical Wednesday,
I was going about my normal business,
AKA wreaking absolute and complete chaos
with a total disregard for normalcy on my weekly stroll,
and after I filled all of Rarity's hats
with swamp mud-- - Huh?!
I started messing with your wishes...
DISCORD: My mischievous master plan
went off without a hitch!
But I soon discovered... I wanted more.
Just wait and see what I do with those wishes.
It's going to be deliciously
OUT OF CONTROL!
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(COLLECTIVE GASPS)
♪
Here are the cold, hard milkshakes!
I mean-- facts! Our wishes have disappeared!
Now that we know that it was Discord who did the dirty deed,
I think it's time we got some--
--JUSTICE!
I was gonna say "answers," but that works too!
(ROCK MUSIC)
Hmm? Please come in.
Entrez-vous, my four-legged friends.
Okay, Mr. Discord,
we've got questions, you've got--
- Finger sandwiches? - (GASP)
My hoofness, it's so civilized!
But I shan't partake...
Well, I'm too polite to turn down a snack...
(MUNCHING)
(RAVENOUS MUNCHING)
So there I was, clutching the guard-rails
of this rickety little bridge, and the troll said
I had to answer his riddle.
So I, asked the troll a counter-riddle
and when the troll failed to answer said riddle,
he turned into stone! But I couldn't move the stone
so I still couldn't cross the bridge!
So... what did'ja do?
I went home and listened to a ponycast
about comedic uses for dark magic.
Very compelling, actually.
(MANE 6 GIGGLING)
So, my fair fillies,
as to what do I owe the pleasure?
Oh right! Where might our missing wishes be,
Discord dear? We'd really like to know.
Actually, we demand to know!
(MANE 6 GROWL)
I'll never tell! Never ever!
I must ask you to leave post-haste. GOODBYE!
Woaaahh! (IMPACT THUDS)
Well that didn't work.
Maybe he was lying about taking our wishes.
Not tootin' likely! But I know he's up to somethin'.
If only we could get into that big twisted noodle of a brain
and find out what he's thinking.
(GASP) Rarity, you're a genius!
We should shrink ourselves down,
get in Discord's head, and see what's going on
with those wishes for ourselves!
- Let's do it! - Oh, it's on!
(STEALTHY MUSIC)
(YAWNING, LIMBS CRACKING)
Ahhhh, what a lovely morning...
time to gather some swamp mud,
make it rain chocolate--
Oh, look, the morning paper!
I just adore the funny pages.
Fan out, Tiny Pony Potion Paratroopers,
GO! GO! GO!
Huh. My brain itches.
Hmm. Oh well.
- Aaaahhhh! - Woooaahhhh!
Wow! Discord's brain is...
tidier than I thought!
But this maze is still mighty confusin'.
How will we know where to find his memories..huh?
(MANE 6 GASP)
(MANE 6 SCREAMING)
Aww! Maybe this adorable mutant bunny
can help us? Hello there!
(HISSING)
Sorry, I had a snake for lunch.
Well, one of us did. Password?
Fluttershy, but the E is a 3.
Uh, no we changed it last week.
We had to add an exclamation point.
Not you! Them!
Fluttershy, exclamation point, and the E is a 3.
You may pass.
♪
Woah! (IMPACT THUD!)
- (ETHEREAL WHIRRING) - Huh?
Hey everypony, over there!
(GASPS IN AWE)
Here it is!
A catalog of how Discord spent everypony's wishes!
FLUTTERSHY: "A million mice, a million mousetraps,
more wishes, fewer wishes,
the ability to breathe ice instead of fire--
PINKIE PIE: -- "an apple orchard the size of a planet,
a TV show starring me as every character, an olympic-sized pool
and an indoor gym--" - Wait--
These are all of our wishes!
He took them all! - (FRUSTRATED GROWLS)
- (ATCHOO!) - (MANE 6 SCREAM)
What in Equestria?!
How did you--? What's going on?!
We're asking the questions, buddy!
We know you spent every wish--
--INCLUDING OURS! - Yeah!
So, what do you plan on doing about it?
I plan on... erm...
Offering you another sandwich?
And by the way, whatever you did in there,
my ears have never felt cleaner! - (GROANS OF DISGUST)
Aren't I a stinker?
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