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He figured that since he had it, he<br />might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise the<br />donkey came in third. The next day the racing sheets carried the<br />headlines,<br /><br /> "Preacher's Ass shows"<br /><br />The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the<br />races again and this time he won! The papers said,<br /><br /> "Preacher's Ass out in Front"<br /><br />The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the<br />Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper printed<br />this headline,<br /><br /> "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass"<br /><br />This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to get<br />rid of the animal. The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby<br />convent. The headlines the next day read,<br /><br /> "Nun has the Best Ass in Town"<br /><br />The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of<br />the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing to buy it for<br />$10.00. The paper states,<br /><br /> "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks"<br /><br />They buried the Bishop the next day.</pre>Differences between the above text and the relevant text in archive.org/stream/a-dozen-clean-and-dirty-jokebooks/The%20Ginormous%20Book%20of%20Dirty%20Jokes_%20Over%201%2C000%20Sick%2C%20Filthy%20and%20X-Rated%20Jokes_djvu.txt:<br />* A preacher wanted to raise money<br />* fortunes in racehorses, he decided<br />* "Preacher's ass shows."<br />* "Preacher's ass out in front."<br />* preacher not to enter the donkey<br />* "Bishop scratches preacher's ass."<br />* and he ordered the preacher to get<br />* The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby<br />* "Nun has the best ass in town."<br />* He informed the nun that<br />* willing to buy it for $10<br />* "Nun peddles ass for ten bucks."<br /><br />JPG derive log:<br /><pre>D:\iphone\202110__>exiftool -gps:all= IMG_0013.JPG -o "E:\user\Documents\1\e"<br />^C<br />D:\iphone\202110__>echo I pressed enter by mistake 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also:<br />* https://archive.org/search.php?query=%22A%20Preacher%20wanted%20to%20raise%20money%20for%22&sin=TXT<br />** oldest one was 1988: https://archive.org/details/wallstinsidersjo0000blue?q=%22A+Preacher+wanted+to+raise+money+for%22<br />** links to https://archive.org/details/a-dozen-clean-and-dirty-jokebooks/The%20Ginormous%20Book%20of%20Dirty%20Jokes_%20Over%201%2C000%20Sick%2C%20Filthy%20and%20X-Rated%20Jokes?q=%22A+Preacher+wanted+to+raise+money+for%22<br />*** redirects to https://archive.org/details/a-dozen-clean-and-dirty-jokebooks/The%20Ginormous%20Book%20of%20Dirty%20Jokes_%20Over%201%2C000%20Sick%2C%20Filthy%20and%20X-Rated%20Jokes/page/n167/mode/2up?q=%22A+Preacher+wanted+to+raise+money+for%22<br />* archive.org/details/a-dozen-clean-and-dirty-jokebooks/The%20Ginormous%20Book%20of%20Dirty%20Jokes_%20Over%201%2C000%20Sick%2C%20Filthy%20and%20X-Rated%20Jokes/page/n167/mode/2up?q=%22A+Preacher+wanted+to+raise+money+for%22<br />** links to 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