Good Evening
Welcome to America's Got Talent
I'm a little afraid now, I don't know what's gonna happen
Yeah
Howie: And... You are?
Howie: You are you.
Howie: What...
Howie: What do you... Do you have a name?
Howie & Mel: Taped
Howie: You're Taped
Howie: Uhm....
Howie: What do you going to be DOING?
Howie: You don't know... [Laughs]
Audience: So... What is this?
Howie: Maybe we'll... maybe we will talk after?
Mel B: Maybe
Howie: Alright I love a mystery. Go ahead and do what it is you do.
[MUSIC ON]
[Music Changes]
Music: My Love,
[Laughing and cheering]
Music: There's only you in my life...
Music: The only thing that's bright
[Laughs]
Music: My first love...
[Epic Laughs]
Music: You're every breath that I take
Music: You're every step I make
[Another Epic Laughs]
Music: And I (and I-I-I-I-I)
[Laughs]
Music: I wan't to share [both] all my love with you
[Cheering]
Music: No one else will do...
Music: And your eyes
Music: Your eyes, your eyes. They tell me how much you care [Laughs]
Music: Ooh yes, you will always be my endless love
[Cheering & Applause]
[Music on]
[Cheering] [Music Changes]
[Cheering]
[Laughs]
Music: I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
Music: I've never seen you shine so bright, Howie: That guy is brilliant! Brilliant!
[Laughs and cheering]
Music: I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance, [Laughs]
Music: They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance, [Laughs]
Music: And I have never seen that dress you're wearing,
Music: Or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes,
[Epic Laughs]
Music: I have been blind; [Epic Laughs]
[Applause]
Music: Lady in red... [Applause]
[Applause and cheering] Woah!
[Music & cheering & applause]
Howie: Oh, this is great!
Heidi: Hi Tape Face!
Heidi: How have you've been doing since the last time we saw you?
Heidi: Good? [Laughs] Heidi: You're looking good
[Laughs]
Heidi: People are nervous back there?
[Laughs]
Heidi: Anything you wanna tell us?
[Laughs] Heidi: No [Laughs]
Heidi: Alright then start. Someone: Great.
[Cheering and Applause]
[MUSIC STARTS]
[Laughs]
[MUSIC CHANGES] [Music: "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner]
[Laughs]
[Epic Laughs]
[Applause]
[Epic Laughs]
[MUSIC CHANGES] [Music: "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty]
Music: And I'm free [laughs]
[Applause]
Music: Free falling [Applause]
Music: And I'm free [Applause]
[MUSIC CHANGES]
Howie: Me?
[Cheering and applause]
Nick: Howie is going on stage
[Cheering and applause]
[Epic laughs]
[Laughs]
Someone: I thought he was going to put it on his face.
Howie: Pasties [or "paste-its" or "post-its"]?
[Epic laughs]
[Laughs]
[MUSIC CHANGES]
[Epic Laughs] Music: Return to sender. Return to sender.
Music: I gave a letter to the postman
Music: He put it in his sack.
Music: Return to sender.
Music: No such zone.
[Applause]
[Cheering and applause]
Heidi: I'm scared
Heidi: Hi!
[Cheering and applause]
[MUSIC CHANGES TO A ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[Laughing and cheering]
[cheering and applause]
Heidi: Thank You!
[cheering and applause]
Nick: Man... [cheering and applause]
[MUSIC CHANGES TO "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins]
[MUSIC BACK TO NORMAL] [LAUGHS]
[MUSIC CHANGES to "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins]
[MUSIC BACK TO NORMAL]
[MUSIC CHANGES TO "Like A Virgin" by Madonna]
[Laughing and cheering]
[MUSIC BACK TO NORMAL]
[MUSIC CHANGES to "(Highway to the) Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins"]
[MUSIC BACK TO NORMAL]
[MUSIC CHANGES TO SOMETHING ELSE]
[Laughing and cheering]
[MUSIC BACK TO NORMAL]
[MUSIC CHANGES]
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
[POP]
[RECORD SCRATCH]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[SCREAMING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC CHANGES]
[CHEERING]
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
Nick: Tape Face...
Nick: Always making something... out of... nothing..
[Cheering]
[MUSIC CHANGES]
[Cheering]
[LAUGHS]
Heidi: Mel!
Heidi: Mel! Mel! Mel! Mel! Mel!
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
Mel: No!
[Laughs]
Someone: What's he doing?
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
Someone: Tapeface! Be careful Mel!
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]
Someone: Broke the toilet seat.
[LAUGHING AND CHEERING]